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Under Old Management Restore Rodia's mayor to office

1000000% Just Stop!

Cat Burglar Steal the Golden Spike from Kekkahbah's fortress without being detected

Setting the Bar Reach Level 10.

Embrace Your Destiny Complete an entire story in Career mode.

Fight Fire With Fire Send the nuke to the DBM

How Rude Help Mr. Manners eliminate Tori Robbinson's plot

Ezekiel 18:20 Intervene in a God's Militia execution

Constipated 100th Strike

1-800-CAKE Kill 2253 players online with at least 50 kills using each class

Horsin' a Clown Take the Clown for a ride on the Roller Coaster

Overflowing Overdrive Remain in Overdrive for at least 60 seconds.

Off the Charts Earn a "Freestyle!" score for a vocal phrase.

Back Where It All Began Return to Arizona

Cente-beater Beat a 100-note streak

2 Mill Club Get "PAIN in the Park" and "D-Town Destruction"

Religious Persecution Kill all of the God's Militia leadership

Elbow Grease Repair 10 locks or safes using Mechanical Repair

Pushed The Button You foolishly pushed the button in the Hollywood Sewers

Bane of Zane Complete mission "A Zane to Kill For."

Civilized Convince the Mannerites to stop eating people

Blast From The Past Learn Combat Shooting

Cake or Death Win 100 online games

Self Actualized Put the Robbinsons in power in Angel Oracle

Persona Non Grata Get Ranger Team Delta sent after you

Hell Bent For Leather Help Chris Van Graas Jr. become mayor of Rodia

In the Pocket Earn a 500-note streak on Bass.

Divine Retribution Help Retribution Jones take over Hollywood

Sinners And Saints Make peace between Hollywood and the Bastion

Call Of The Wild Use Animal Whisperer to charm 20 animals

Environmentally conscious Recycle 50 cans
35/50

Relics Of A Bygone Age Find all hidden shrines in the game

Pay to Win Use tokens to open a chest.

Scavenger Find all of the world map caches

A General and a Gentleman Allow Vargas to detonate the nuke

AI Psychosis Defeat all bosses in PRIVATE DICK.
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Too Much Time On Yer Hands Dig up all the holes at Redondo Beach

Attention Spam Get every type of PAIN (Groin, Head, Arm, Hand, Leg, Foot and Body) combo in PAINdemonium, Aftermath, Block Party and Demolition

I Am Legend Complete Matthias' quest to kill in LA

A Smashing Good Time Kill 200 enemies with the Giant in online games

Made It Complete the game.

Helmet PI Give the Gladiator a ride in the Sports Car

Not Monkeying Around Complete the game with a Ranger dressed in a gorilla costume

Glass Lass Break 500 panes of glass with any female launchable in Mime Toss

New Act Reach Rank 2

Strummer Beat a 5-chord streak

Settle the Score Earn more than 10,000,000 total points playing songs in Quickplay.

Murdered & Acquired Complete mission “Murders & Acquisitions”.

A Pirate's Life For Me Kill 200 enemies with the Pirate in online games

Where All My Ninjas At? Kill 200 enemies with the Ninja in online games