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Hello Nurse Complete the optional graffiti #7 in Episode 3: Hell Is Empty

A Penned Appendage Complete the optional graffiti #8 in Episode 3: Hell Is Empty

Venting Machine Complete the optional graffiti #6 in Episode 3: Hell Is Empty

Spit Take Complete the optional graffiti #5 in Episode 3: Hell Is Empty

Messed Up Complete the optional graffiti #10 in Episode 3: Hell Is Empty

Prepare to be a God Beat the Game on any Difficulty

God Killer Kill Ares

Catwalk Reach Midtown.

No More Lives Die 9 times.

Bring on the Storm Complete all other trophies

The Orbist Collect 100 Precursor Orbs

Eggs Over Hard Push the Flut Flut Egg Off the Cliff

Stick it in Your Cap! Collect all the Phoenix Feathers

Cat-a-strophe Try to play mahjong with the robots.

Resurrection Climb from the pit of Hades

The Path of Waiting “Time flows quickly in contemplation of the Great One’s splendor.”

Gimmee That! Get the Power Cell from the Pelican

Well Met… “Er, hullo,” stammers Brave Beard.

Al-Cat-Raz Go to jail.

Yee Haw! Herd the Yakows in to their Pen

The Long Way “Really very sorry for scuttling your promotion and all that,” offers Steady Beard.

Death From Above 2009 Defeat the Dark Rider for the first time

Eye Opener Complete the game and open the city.

Fountain of the Faithless “Give me water, and I’ll teach it to carry me!”

QUITE GOOD AT FLOWERS “Quick, while we’ve a chance!” whispers Hasty Beard, leading the way to the boat.

Hitting Your Stride Power up any item

Out of the Deepening Darkness Collapsing, the maelstrom tosses the men in their barrels toward the surface.

Cat's best friend Nuzzle up against 5 robots.

Vengeance Satisfied The creature drags the struggling men deeper beneath the waves, finally tossing them aside in disgust.

Womenfolk in the Water Finding the dark water empty, the men quickly regret their course of action.

The Streak Win 10 games in a row across any mode

Hitman 2 Get a 200 Hits Combo

Breaking Wind Acquire Typhon's Bane

Meowlody Bring all the music sheets to Morusque.

In Need of Assistance Heedless of the warning, the burly seals spread out as they swim, until the spell around them weakens and they become human once more.

The Back Door Following the glow of moonlight, the men step out eagerly into the night.

Big, Tuff, Buff and Rough Acquire Rage of the Titans

QUITE GOOD AT THROWING “Great idea!” cuts in Steady Beard. “How about a demonstration?”

Into the Deepening Darkness The men paddle furiously, but the widening vortex is inescapable.

Game-Set-Match Complete all objectives in the first chapter.

She's a Goner Clinging to wooden barrels, they watch their beloved ship sink into the depths.

The Long Walk Play for at least 1,000 turns.

Poor Beastie With a piercing screech, the creature disappears back into the depths.

A Bargain to Make “Right, then. Let’s be off!” commands Brave Beard, striking a leaderly pose.

Foiled by the Tree The jaws snap shut over the shattered tree, launching the men out into the deepening darkness.

Thus is Thy Fate Sealed With a rumble, the island sinks slowly into the sea, carrying all hands with it.

The Festival Complete Side Quest "Lady of Slaughter".

Nice Day Surfacing, they find themselves men once more, who, for the moment, splash about like happy children under the moonlit sky.

Begone! The men push off, paddling the raft beyond the island and into the night.

Ye've Done It “This day, you reach the end of a story,” she continues, “and the last of its paths.”