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Let fly! Throw a human to the escape pod

The Butcher Redeemed Liberate Iki Island by defeating the Eagle and driving the invaders from Mongol territory.

Tiny Trounced Defeat Tiny Tiger.

Taxi Racer Complete 1 taxi mission without damaging the car

Squawk Shot Shoot down five flying crows in the story.

The Metropolis Complete all levels in The Metropolis

Postman Collect all letters

There's a War Goin' On You burned Remy Duvall on a cross

Cheers Don't miss a single glass of sarsaparilla in Saloon Bug.

True Survivor Unlock every Tomb Raider: Definitive Edition trophy.

The Poor Sumb**** You killed Judge Holden

A Few Splinters Complete all bokken duels at the Hidden Cove Tournament.

Rush Job Kill 100 enemies with Shield Rush
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Two Girls, One Stick You defeated Princess Kenny in your girl makeover disguise.

And So It Begins... Complete Mission 1 (Any Difficulty Level)

Bomb Squad Complete the first mission.

Real Nice Time You gutted Lou Marcano like a catfish

Certainly Was Exciting You left Olivia Marcano to her fate

Chinpokolypse You collected all of the Chinpokomon.

Good Times Head to Champions Field and complete an Online game

Wharf Complete a match on Wharf with at least 5 downs or executions

Jesuit in New Mexico You helped Alvarez escape

Burn Like Napalm Tommy Marcano was burned beyond recognition

Fast and Furious Win all the horse races in the game.

Entryway Complete the SnapMap Basic and Advanced Tutorials

Bookstore Complete a match on Bookstore with at least 5 downs or executions

Pet Cemetery Send Dogeyes, Ratface and Ponytail back to Hell.

I Can Haz Banishment Banish Smiley Cat.

Timing is Everything Use explosive barrels to kill 100 enemies

Ypres' wake-up call Ring the bell 3 times in Ypres

Master Ninja Defeat 50 enemies with stealth attacks.

Face Hoff You defeated Princess Kenny while looking like David Hasselhoff.

Elevated Mind Kill 25 Airborne Rangers
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Suburbs Complete a match on Suburbs with at least 5 downs or executions

Angel Knives Defeat Black Fang without getting hit

Run-and-Gunner Defeat 20 enemies by shooting from the hip (without aiming with the L button).

Custom 358 Drove at 120 mph or faster for 20 seconds

My Name is Lincoln Clay You jammed a knife through Santangelo's head

Hooligan Break every breakable window in Castle Dimitrescu in a single playthrough.

Well-Rounded Warrior Complete all Haiku, Onsen, Shinto Shrines, and Bamboo Strikes on Iki Island.

Chiyoko's Song Complete all Animal Sanctuaries.

What Was That? Attack, counter, cast a Sign and throw a bomb (in any order) in under 4 seconds.

Recovered Survivalist Complete a game of Survivors on Wharf, Capitol, Water Tower or Coal Mine

Fed The Fish You completed the mission "Uncle Vlad".

Snap + Slide 14 Piece Prize Complete a Snap + Slide puzzle with 14 pieces in 40 seconds or under.

Elegy for Kazumasa Complete all Memories of Your Father.

Capitol Complete a match on Capitol with at least 5 downs or executions

You Can Pet the Dog Pet Torgal 5 times.
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Everything we've been through Fully upgrade Joel with supplements

Family, Not Friends Play a complete game with Dominus or Takumi