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The Peace Summit Hero Earn 5 crowns on all tracks on The Peace Summit.

Top of the Skyscraper Make it to the rooftop (Earn 5 crowns on all Peace Summit tracks and unlock the epilogue)

End of Season Earn All Trophies

Super Challenging Get a Gold Medal in "Precipice" Across All Modes

Crazy Challenging Get a Gold Medal in "Sidewinder" Across All Modes

Ridiculously Challenging Get a Gold Medal in "Blastoff" Across All Modes

Ludicrously Challenging Get a Gold Medal in "The Gauntlet" Across All Modes

What Acceleration! Get a Gold Medal in All Challenge Levels for Time Trial Mode

What Agility! Get a Gold Medal in All Challenge Levels for Collection Mode

What Alacrity! Get a Gold Medal in All Challenge Levels for Hardcore Mode

What Can't You Do? Get a Gold Medal in All Challenge Levels Across all Modes

Costume Connoisseur Unlock All Racer Skins

Smoke & Mirrors Drive the entire "classic" length of Desert Limo without crashing.

Platinum Employee Unlock all trophies

Gotta Fetch Them All Dispatch / Recycle all the Products.

Closure The consequences of your journey have caught up with you

Special Move Master Learn all the special techniques without using any passwords (Reset cannot be used)

Market Controller Buy all the items in Merlin's Mystery Shop without using any passwords (Reset cannot be used)

Datatorium Boss Key Grasp the biggy key protected by a huge smasha!

Hydropolis Boss Key Grasp the biggy key protected by a huge whirla!

A Helping Hand A final charitable act

Migration You return from scouting a new land

An Old Friend Fates have been flipped

Messenger You have delivered your most important message

The Cycle Everything comes full circle

The Nomad Great strides have been made

The Pilgrim Listened to the conflation of echoes

Trophy5 Proof of cleared the 5th task.

Alt Boss Terminator Eradicate all 4 alternate bosses!

Earth Stone Finish any world at emerald rank

Within Time You have found another way out

The Martyr Path of self-sacrifice

The Mother Followed your parental instincts

Expedition Leader You completed every expedition laid before you.

Cube Pinky Hunt Amass over 111 pinky blobs in the Cube!

Buttsmad Pinky Unlocky Discover the Pinky character class!

Incursion Discovery Unlockify the tainted Cubos Incursion game mode!

Unruly Heroes Awarded for earning all of the other trophies.

Master Emerald Finish all levels at emerald rank

Champion You completed every challenge laid before you.

Queeni Terminator Bring me the head of the Queeni Emperess!

Cube Victory Exterminate Queeni and make it out the Cube alive!

Mechazonea Boss Key Grasp the biggy key protected by a huge skulla!

Classico Hi-Scorico Beats a 222 hi-score in the Straima Classico Arcadey!

Hat Uncoverera Discover all the hatily unlocks!

Bossyomicon Satiation Findly all monsters within the Bossyomicon Compendium!

Cube Goldified Goldify the entire Cube!

Cubic Pinky Hunt Amass over 222 pinky blobs in the Cubic!

Cubic Victory Exterminate Queeni and make it out the Cubic alive!

Cubicus Victory Exterminate Queeni and make it out the Cubicus alive!