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Beat School: Machine Language Twist synthetic singing around to make your own vocal line!

The Third Thing Defeat Hartman

Eyes and Ears Find 30 enemy intel items.

Flyswatter Destroy 8 enemy helicopters in 'Heat'.

The Fourth Horseman Complete 'Game Over' on Veteran difficulty.

The Third Horseman Complete 'Heat' and 'The Sins of the Father' on Veteran difficulty.

Houdini Got arrested three times and escaped each time.

Deep and Hard Complete the game on Hardened or Veteran difficulty.

Canadian Handshake You've farted on people 100 times.

Chinpoko loco You collected 15 Chinpokomon.

Ammunition upgrade Unlock the Ammunition upgrade perk

The Ultimatum Complete 'Ultimatum', 'All In', and 'No Fighting in the War Room' on Veteran difficulty.

Stories From the North Collect all of the Lorestones

Aiden's Apocalypse Destroyed the gas station, the church, the gun store and the helicopter.

Done Collect all of the other trophies

Hostile Work Environment Kill 50 Hiss Sharpened
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I'm all that! Win a ranked match in every multiplayer mode.

Low Calorie Sushi Complete all the jobs and beat the boss in Episode 1.

Beat School: Triumph Horns A few notes with a huge result!

Beat School: Blow Your Own Horn Learn the brass basics by constructing this simple trumpet loop.

Beat School: Battle of the Saxes Practice your sax skills by creating this cool phrase.

Beat School: Jazz Hands Swing to the beat of the cool jazzy brass riff!

Beat School: Brass Knuckles Put up yer dukes, and make a funky horn loop!

Workplace Recreation Play a single game in Arcade Mode

Funeral flowers Find a nice resting place.

Careful steps Don't smash the eggs.

Saved All Saved every character that could be saved.

Into the Unknown Warp to Hell

Junk Peddler You sold 300 junk items.

Digit Chase Prize Complete Digit Chase in 1 minute or under.

Parkeologist You opened all of the garages in South Park.

One Good Turn Made a 180 degree turn at high speed without hitting anything

Supernatural Born Killers Defeat 5 Descendants With a Sniper Rifle

Hohokum Remix: Guitar Loops Sculpt these ethereal guitar and bass melodies.

Hohokum Remix: Bass Build your own bassline from this pulse.

Hohokum Remix: Drum Loops Rearrange the drum loops to make something fresh!

Hohokum Remix: Drum Kit Can you use these dreamy drums to make a beat?

Hohokum Remix: Synth Loops Complete the mix with a splash of analog electronics.

Mile High Club Sky dive to safety on Veteran difficulty.

Fearless Vampire Slayer Complete the contract on Sarasti.

Even Odds Kill 2 monsters you have a contract on without using Signs, potions, mutagens, oils or bombs.

Astral Plumbing Discover the Astral Plane restroom

Free Association Join a multiplayer network

Shopaholic You have collected half of the available costume sets.

Beat School: 3001 A Bass Odyssey Take this bassline for a spin around the galaxy!

Beat School: Interstellar Funkonauts May the funk be with you.

Beat School: Something Smells Funky in Here! Time to do the funky laundry!

Beat School: Set Phasers to 'Funk' When the mothership is under attack, fight back with a funky loop.

Beat School: Mission to Planet Drums 3, 2, 1... funk off!

Push Comes to Shove Push away an enemy after guarding in the story.