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After School Special Learn the identity of Oren's bully.

Print the Legend Be included in Joe's memoirs.

Word Navigator Hear some of Becka's poetry.

None of Your Beezwax Discover an important person in Ursula's private life.

Everyone's a Critic Find out about Boller's secret pen name activities.

Investor Protector Be warned by Sherwin about quantum investing.

Collective Reaction Hear about Vivica's union victory.

No Matter the Cost Discover Fa'rel's "creative" use of Scanner funds.

Artbot Share your artistic preferences with Ch'lun.

Data Allocation Get Photographybot to actually commit your name to memory.

Celestial Bodybuilding Spot the Mechanic while he works out.

Busybodybot Get the hot goss from Shuttlebot X.

Taming of the Goo Finish your internship with majority sensational coverage.

Do More with Less Finish your internship with majority informational coverage.

Times & Gravity Finish your internship with majority alien interest coverage.

Glamor Shots Pose for a picture in the Marda Loop mall's photobooth.

Cruiseship Experience Rescue Gord and Gabby from their terrible vacation.

Guess My Pain Listen to Scumbles' tale of woe at the dirt fair.

Goo Protection Buy an umbrella from Glarge's stand.

Sterling Publication Finish your internship with a good reputation.

Flying Off the Stands Finish your internship with good readership numbers.

Rag Status Finish your internship with a bad reputation.

Can't Give 'em Away Finish your internship with poor readership numbers.

Platinum Collect all trophies

100 wins Defeat 100 players online

Megalopolis Reach 10 million in a Population on any map in "New Game" with Game Mode.

Trillion-doller-a-year Company Reach 1 trillion yen in Total Funds on any map in "New Game" with Game Mode.

Yes, Sensei!!!!!!!!!! Complete 10 unique sensei dares

Wizard Goal 2 Complete the Wizard Goal, ‘Score a 350M Creature Feature Total’ on Mary Shelley’s Frankenstein™

HUNDRED CHICKENLEGS That's a lot of robots.

Headless Beat the game without that place where the brain lives.

Gunless Guns are uncool anyways.

No packing Well done

Time is a Flat Cube Maxing out the cube during regular play.

SUPERHYPERNONAGON Complete level nine during regular play.

SUPERHYPERDECAGON Complete level ten during regular play.

Qualified Winner Complete the Qualified Winner l Challenge

Almost There! Complete the Almost There! l Challenge