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Stay Down You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.

Good doggy Pet the dog

Don’t Go - Easy Finish Left Behind on Easy

Brick Master Win the brick throwing contest

Mostly Armless Kill something with your own arm.

Stinking Rebels Brand 5 Bodyguards of a Warchief, turning them against him in combat.

The Skilled Driver Complete a Barrel Bash Death Run

If it ain't broke... Reconstruct all of the Decayed Chests

In Love with Ryan Slept with Ryan.

Green around the Ears Complete the entire game on Amateur.

Can't Stop, Won't Stop. BadBoy! Perform a 1000 Hit Combo

More for Your Money In the Main Campaign, lured 3 enemies into a single Vigor trap 5 times.

Environmentally Unfriendly Kill 50 opponents using the environment (e.g. swamp gas, insects or objects).

The Doppler Effect Resolve the doppler problem in Novigrad.

Fire in the Hole Destroy 10 monster nests using bombs.

A new friendship is born Shoot the tractor before it crushes Emile

Some Shortcut! Entered the World Foundry

Wolfsbane Defeat the Guardians of the Graveyard.

Necromancer Help Yennefer extract information from Skjall's body.

Nonconformist You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.

No Drake. You can't have these. Collect all Artifacts in the game

So It Begins... Win a multiplayer match

Saw the Elephant Completed the Main Campaign on Normal difficulty or above.

Hazard Pay In the Main Campaign, killed 10 enemies by utilizing environmental hazards.

The White Rider Liberate 30 slaves in 180 seconds while riding a caragor.

Houdini Got arrested three times and escaped each time.

A Gift from Beyond Earn a Rune

Unlikely Valentine Complete "Unlikely Valentine"

Duck If You Love Life Avoid Jack's scissor attack by crouching.

Incepted Climbed the Sideways Town

Weaving a Tapestry Completed 80 sidequests.

Irritable Bowels You shat your pants during a boss battle.

Back Off, Mrs. B! Fight off Marguerite while she wanders the old house to make her run away.

Regalia Pilot Flew the Regalia Type-F.

A Mighty Doom Acquire a level 25 Rune.

Canadian Handshake You've farted on people 100 times.

Chinpoko loco You collected 15 Chinpokomon.

Catching up on some reading Collect one Field Manual in the campaign

Grab Some Seat Chat with the owner of the Koboh cantina

I Prefer Them Alive Rescue two female survivors at the cathedral.

Aiden's Apocalypse Destroyed the gas station, the church, the gun store and the helicopter.

Fire Everything! Destroy a Titan with your Salvo Core in the Campaign

I'm Not Locked in Here With You Defeated the Reapers in Ash's Simulation Dome

More Popular Than Jesus You made friends with half of South Park.

Up close and personal Perform a melee kill on 10 enemies anywhere in the campaign

Photo Expert Reached maximum photography level.

To Greener Pastures Complete Chapter 2.

Out Before Dessert Complete the "Happy Birthday" videotape within 5 minutes.

Semper Invicta Join the Brotherhood of Steel

Daddy Issues You befriended your father.