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QUITE GOOD AT THROWING “Great idea!” cuts in Steady Beard. “How about a demonstration?”

Into the Deepening Darkness The men paddle furiously, but the widening vortex is inescapable.

Poor Beastie With a piercing screech, the creature disappears back into the depths.

A Bargain to Make “Right, then. Let’s be off!” commands Brave Beard, striking a leaderly pose.

Foiled by the Tree The jaws snap shut over the shattered tree, launching the men out into the deepening darkness.

Thus is Thy Fate Sealed With a rumble, the island sinks slowly into the sea, carrying all hands with it.

Shoot Some B-Roll For Elena Explore Photo Mode

Nice Day Surfacing, they find themselves men once more, who, for the moment, splash about like happy children under the moonlit sky.

Begone! The men push off, paddling the raft beyond the island and into the night.

Relic Finder Find the Strange Relic

Ye've Done It “This day, you reach the end of a story,” she continues, “and the last of its paths.”

Hacked a Vending Machine The player has successfully hacked a vending machine

20 Kills: Wes - 44 Kill 20 Enemies with the Wes - 44

Triple Dyno-Might! Kill 3 Enemies with 1 Explosion

Run-and-Gunner Kill 20 Enemies by Shooting from the Hip (without aiming)

Bad Cop Shrink and Punches - Do not stop Blake from hitting Dupré

Proficient Fortune Hunter Find 30 Treasures

Productive Day Sleep for more than one hour.

Trial Master Succeeded in all Ethan's trials

Nerd Find all clues using ARI (Crime scene + Mad Jack + Fish tank) and find the Origami Killer

DEFEND YOURSELF Markus pushed Leo

30 Kills: Dragon Sniper Kill 30 Enemies with the Dragon Sniper

50 Kills: Micro-9mm Kill 50 Enemies with the Micro-9mm

250 Headshots Defeat 250 Enemies with Headshots

Hacked a Safe The player has successfully hacked a safe

20 Kills: Desert - 5 Kill 20 Enemies with the Desert - 5

Defeated Dr. Steinman The player has defeated the crazed Dr. Steinman

50 Kills: Moss - 12 Kill 50 Enemies with the Moss - 12

Scratch Scratch the vinyl in the club.

30 Kills: Mk-NDI Kill 30 Enemies with Mk-NDI Grenades

Unforgivable On the Loose - Do not forgive Madison

Hacked a Turret The player has successfully hacked a turret

Charted! - Normal Finish the Game on Normal Without Changing the Difficulty

Leaf on the Wind Glide to secret Egg Thief area in Town Square

Pacifist Complete the Sewers without killing any Zurks.

RUTHLESS The Tracis were killed

Professional Fortune Hunter Find 40 Treasures

Brutal Slugger Kill 20 Enemies with Brutal Combo

THESE ARE OUR STORIES Spend 20,000 bonus points

So Close... The Old Warehouse - Reach the end with all characters... and fail

Clean Up Your Act Defeat Sasha.

Biting the Hand that Feeds You Defeat Megaera and the Titan Hecatonchires

Chef Cook the hamster in Maniac Mansion (Don't try this at home, kids!)

True Potential Purchase every upgrade for a single power.

Campaign Complete Complete all Campaign levels.

Hacked a Security Camera The player has successfully hacked a security camera

Tell Me How You Really Feel Kill 25 Enemies using the Rage of the Gods

What's in the Box? Unlock the strong chest in Doctor Shemp

ESRB Violation Laverne thinks about eating the cat

Music Appreciation Award Reach yesterday without turning the stereo off