LUCHWW

Mastery You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.

Time Paradox Kill Makarov and complete your mission

Mastered the Jungle Obtain all the Trophies.

Safe and Secure Perform all Social Club missions in a district.

The Man in the High Tower Find and use the hidden cache in 'Heat'.

Stay Down You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.

Patron of the Arts Watch a play in the Café Théâtre.

Don't Need It Drop 20 Money Pouches in the streets.

Ransacking Versailles Earn 100% completion of Versailles.

Dogs. I Hate Dogs. Kill 20 attack dogs with a knife.

Man versus Machine Alert the enemy helicopter in 'All Ghillied Up' and take it down.

Your Show Sucks Destroy all the TVs showing Al-Asad's speech.

Nonconformist You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.

Never Say Die Revive a partner in Co-op.

The Shot Complete 'All Ghillied Up' and 'One Shot, One Kill' on Veteran difficulty.

Rebirth Finish the game and return to the beginning.

Flyswatter Destroy 8 enemy helicopters in 'Heat'.

Eyes and Ears Find 30 enemy intel items.

The Third Horseman Complete 'Heat' and 'The Sins of the Father' on Veteran difficulty.

Irritable Bowels You shat your pants during a boss battle.

The Fourth Horseman Complete 'Game Over' on Veteran difficulty.

Chinpoko loco You collected 15 Chinpokomon.

Canadian Handshake You've farted on people 100 times.

Deep and Hard Complete the game on Hardened or Veteran difficulty.

More Popular Than Jesus You made friends with half of South Park.

The Ultimatum Complete 'Ultimatum', 'All In', and 'No Fighting in the War Room' on Veteran difficulty.

Daddy Issues You befriended your father.

Avenger You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.

Needs More Data Earn Data Bonuses in 3 different Helix Rifts.

Stick Savior You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.

Junk Peddler You sold 300 junk items.

Parkeologist You opened all of the garages in South Park.

Shopaholic You have collected half of the available costume sets.

Mile High Club Sky dive to safety on Veteran difficulty.

Make it Rain! You've spent $500.

Animal Cruelty You've farted on animals 25 times.

And Stay Down! Perform a ground execution.

Weapon Master Get a kill with each type of handheld gun, explosive and launcher in the single player campaign.

Are We Cool? You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.

KKK Hero You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.

Day Walker You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.

Elven Hero You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.

Thawed Free a total of 10 trapped Assassins.

No Man's Land Complete all Rift missions.

Just Saying Hi You've farted on every buddy in the game.

Friends in Strange Places You befriended both crab people and gnomes.

Best of the Best Beat IW best time on the Ship Training course in 'F.N.G.' (15.1 sec).

Too Far You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.

Choreography Perform 10 Co-op sync kills.

Perverted You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.