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Time Paradox Kill Makarov and complete your mission

First Day in South Park You completed your first day in South Park.

The Man in the High Tower Find and use the hidden cache in 'Heat'.

Mastery You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.

Safe and Secure Perform all Social Club missions in a district.

Stay Down You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.

Patron of the Arts Watch a play in the Café Théâtre.

Don't Need It Drop 20 Money Pouches in the streets.

Dogs. I Hate Dogs. Kill 20 attack dogs with a knife.

Ransacking Versailles Earn 100% completion of Versailles.

Man versus Machine Alert the enemy helicopter in 'All Ghillied Up' and take it down.

Your Show Sucks Destroy all the TVs showing Al-Asad's speech.

Rebirth Finish the game and return to the beginning.

Nonconformist You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.

The Shot Complete 'All Ghillied Up' and 'One Shot, One Kill' on Veteran difficulty.

Never Say Die Revive a partner in Co-op.

Flyswatter Destroy 8 enemy helicopters in 'Heat'.

Eyes and Ears Find 30 enemy intel items.

The Fourth Horseman Complete 'Game Over' on Veteran difficulty.

The Third Horseman Complete 'Heat' and 'The Sins of the Father' on Veteran difficulty.

Deep and Hard Complete the game on Hardened or Veteran difficulty.

Irritable Bowels You shat your pants during a boss battle.

Canadian Handshake You've farted on people 100 times.

Chinpoko loco You collected 15 Chinpokomon.

The Ultimatum Complete 'Ultimatum', 'All In', and 'No Fighting in the War Room' on Veteran difficulty.

More Popular Than Jesus You made friends with half of South Park.

Daddy Issues You befriended your father.

Avenger You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.

Needs More Data Earn Data Bonuses in 3 different Helix Rifts.

Stick Savior You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.

Junk Peddler You sold 300 junk items.

Parkeologist You opened all of the garages in South Park.

Mile High Club Sky dive to safety on Veteran difficulty.

Shopaholic You have collected half of the available costume sets.

Make it Rain! You've spent $500.

Animal Cruelty You've farted on animals 25 times.

Weapon Master Get a kill with each type of handheld gun, explosive and launcher in the single player campaign.

And Stay Down! Perform a ground execution.

Are We Cool? You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.

KKK Hero You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.

Day Walker You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.

Elven Hero You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.

Thawed Free a total of 10 trapped Assassins.

Best of the Best Beat IW best time on the Ship Training course in 'F.N.G.' (15.1 sec).

Just Saying Hi You've farted on every buddy in the game.

No Man's Land Complete all Rift missions.

Friends in Strange Places You befriended both crab people and gnomes.

Return Start the journey again after a week long break.

Too Far You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.

Choreography Perform 10 Co-op sync kills.