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Fountain of the Faithless “Give me water, and I’ll teach it to carry me!”

Completed Chapter 6 - 3 Complete Chapter 6 - 3 on any difficulty setting.

Complimentary Trip to the Afterlife “Shouldn’t you be a bit more chipper, having won and all?” prods Steady Beard.

Recruit Complete all chapters on Amateur.

Womenfolk in the Water Finding the dark water empty, the men quickly regret their course of action.

Vengeance Satisfied The creature drags the struggling men deeper beneath the waves, finally tossing them aside in disgust.

The Back Door Following the glow of moonlight, the men step out eagerly into the night.

Getting Your Beards Wet The orbs lead on, out through the cavern’s deep tunnels and beyond the island.

The Collectivist Collect 125 Precursor Orbs

In Need of Assistance Heedless of the warning, the burly seals spread out as they swim, until the spell around them weakens and they become human once more.

Into the Deepening Darkness The men paddle furiously, but the widening vortex is inescapable.

QUITE GOOD AT THROWING “Great idea!” cuts in Steady Beard. “How about a demonstration?”

Bad Cop Shrink and Punches - Do not stop Blake from hitting Dupré

A Bargain to Make “Right, then. Let’s be off!” commands Brave Beard, striking a leaderly pose.

Foiled by the Tree The jaws snap shut over the shattered tree, launching the men out into the deepening darkness.

Poor Beastie With a piercing screech, the creature disappears back into the depths.

Thus is Thy Fate Sealed With a rumble, the island sinks slowly into the sea, carrying all hands with it.

Trial Master Succeeded in all Ethan's trials

Catch Me if You Can Escaped the train without being arrested.

Begone! The men push off, paddling the raft beyond the island and into the night.

Nice Day Surfacing, they find themselves men once more, who, for the moment, splash about like happy children under the moonlit sky.

Ye've Done It “This day, you reach the end of a story,” she continues, “and the last of its paths.”

The Collectationator! Collect 286 Precursor Orbs

Done Done Done For excellent and dedicated field work in the field of battle for completion

Unforgivable On the Loose - Do not forgive Madison

Games History Major Play Maniac Mansion

Obedience Stopped the experiment voluntarily.

STAND YOUR GROUND Markus stood his ground against the police

Stop, Drop, & Roll Defeat 3 Majini at once by setting oil canisters on fire.

Most Annoying Guest Ever Ring the front desk bell 100 times

RUTHLESS The Tracis were killed

Drive By Stop an armored truck by taking out the driver.

I'm Sure He'd Never Notice Try to swap the textbook with the stamp album

THESE ARE OUR STORIES Spend 20,000 bonus points

MORAL VICTORY Markus succeeded in making the soldiers stand back

Voiding the Warranty Try to put something metal in the microwave

That Joke Never Gets Old Squirt five different people with disappearing ink

Missing Pink Try to mix the red paint and the Booboo-B-Gone

You Call That a Hint? Try to wash the dirty car with the brush

Chef Cook the hamster in Maniac Mansion (Don't try this at home, kids!)

We're All Brothers Ask the IRS agents if they're related

Master Plumber Flush 50 objects through time

That Should Have Worked Hoagie uses battery with Chron-o-John instead of plug

ESRB Violation Laverne thinks about eating the cat

Music Appreciation Award Reach yesterday without turning the stereo off

Mental Patience Play the whole game without skipping a cutscene

CATCH IT Connor caught up with Rupert

Rap Sheet: Forger Try to sign the contract yourself with the quill pen

Can't Win and Chew Gum at the Same Time Laverne tries the chattering teeth on her human during the human show

Alas, Our Lazy Speechwriters Didn't Cover This Talk to Washington, Jefferson, or Hancock while they're outside