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True Survivor Unlock every Tomb Raider: Definitive Edition trophy.

A Few Splinters Complete all bokken duels at the Hidden Cove Tournament.

Good shot Destroy 10 target boards

Two Girls, One Stick You defeated Princess Kenny in your girl makeover disguise.

Bomb Squad Complete the first mission.

The Auror's Apprentice Find the Map Chamber as a Hufflepuff

Chinpokolypse You collected all of the Chinpokomon.

Certainly Was Exciting You left Olivia Marcano to her fate

The Iron Fist Complete Arcade Mode with Heihachi

Good Times Head to Champions Field and complete an Online game

Rock Wrangler Avoid all the rolling rocks on Cemetery Hill.

Rust is the New Black Collect all body colors

Countermeasures Kill 20 enemies using a counter move

Jakobs Fodder Completed the "Jakobs Fodder" mission

You've Got Gear Earn 5 Gears in a Challenge.

Cephalopod slayer Defeat the gigantic mutant octopus

Eye of the Storm Reach the final fight.

Demon of Empire City Complete Arcade Mode with Evil Cole

Wharf Complete a match on Wharf with at least 5 downs or executions

Jesuit in New Mexico You helped Alvarez escape

Hero of Gallowmere Complete Arcade Mode with Sir Daniel

Cranium Collector Kill 100 Creatures across all levels

Turistas Complete 'Takedown' and 'The Hornet's Nest' on Veteran difficulty.

Finishing Touches Use Ancient Magic on every enemy in the game
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Entryway Complete the SnapMap Basic and Advanced Tutorials

Burn Like Napalm Tommy Marcano was burned beyond recognition

End of the Army Complete the game.

A Game of Catch Kill 50 enemies with throwing weapons

Pet Cemetery Send Dogeyes, Ratface and Ponytail back to Hell.

Fast and Furious Win all the horse races in the game.

Target Confirmed Instruct the Honey Badger to kill 80 enemies in 'Exodus'.

Unacceptable Complete the "Scales of Justice" mission

The Good Samaritan Complete all side quests
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Demolished the Demons Destroy both Demonettes in the Enchanted Earth.

With guns blazing Max out 3 projectile weapons

I Can Haz Banishment Banish Smiley Cat.

World Raider Collect all 27 Artifacts
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Rewards Card Earn a Loyalty Package from each weapon manufacturer.
3/9

Bus Depot Complete a match on Bus Depot with at least 5 downs or executions

Timing is Everything Use explosive barrels to kill 100 enemies

Sniper Suppressor Take out all Scrotus snipers

B.O.W.s Are Ugly Defeat 100 enemies that have come out of a chrysalid.

Social Lubricant Complete level 10 against all 3 Drinking Game opponents

Ned's Undead, Baby, Ned's Undead Killed Ned. Again.

Night of the Living Ned Killed Ned...sort of

Got Big Game Defeat all of Hammerlock's Legendary Hunts.
2/10

Red Dawn Complete 'Wolverines!' and 'Exodus' on Veteran difficulty.

Master Ninja Defeat 50 enemies with stealth attacks.

Face Hoff You defeated Princess Kenny while looking like David Hasselhoff.

Forsaken Survivalist Complete a game of Survivors on Bookstore, Home Town, Suburbs or Bus Depot