LOAFUS_CRAMWEL

Head Hunter Obtain the head of the Architect's wife

The Power to Kill a God Retrieve Pandora’s Box

Get Me a Beer Kid Free yourself from the depths of Hades

You Got the Touch! Climb the Spiked Column in Hades without taking damage

Prepare to be a God Beat the Game on any Difficulty

God Killer Kill Ares

Catwalk Reach Midtown.

No More Lives Die 9 times.

Wooden Trousers “Aye, they’ll float,” nods Steady Beard.

Stick it in Your Cap! Collect all the Phoenix Feathers

…Bearded Travelers The absurdity of underwater speech only adds to the wonder apparent on his face.

Cat-a-strophe Try to play mahjong with the robots.

Don't Leave Her Hanging Rescue the Oracle with 10 seconds to spare

The Path of Waiting “Time flows quickly in contemplation of the Great One’s splendor.”

Well Met… “Er, hullo,” stammers Brave Beard.

Al-Cat-Raz Go to jail.

The Long Way “Really very sorry for scuttling your promotion and all that,” offers Steady Beard.

Eye Opener Complete the game and open the city.

Fountain of the Faithless “Give me water, and I’ll teach it to carry me!”

QUITE GOOD AT FLOWERS “Quick, while we’ve a chance!” whispers Hasty Beard, leading the way to the boat.

Complimentary Trip to the Afterlife “Shouldn’t you be a bit more chipper, having won and all?” prods Steady Beard.

Out of the Deepening Darkness Collapsing, the maelstrom tosses the men in their barrels toward the surface.

Womenfolk in the Water Finding the dark water empty, the men quickly regret their course of action.

Vengeance Satisfied The creature drags the struggling men deeper beneath the waves, finally tossing them aside in disgust.

Cat's best friend Nuzzle up against 5 robots.

Hitman 2 Get a 200 Hits Combo

Meowlody Bring all the music sheets to Morusque.

In Need of Assistance Heedless of the warning, the burly seals spread out as they swim, until the spell around them weakens and they become human once more.

Getting Your Beards Wet The orbs lead on, out through the cavern’s deep tunnels and beyond the island.

The Back Door Following the glow of moonlight, the men step out eagerly into the night.

Welcome to the City of the Dead Make it to the police station.

Into the Deepening Darkness The men paddle furiously, but the widening vortex is inescapable.

QUITE GOOD AT THROWING “Great idea!” cuts in Steady Beard. “How about a demonstration?”

She's a Goner Clinging to wooden barrels, they watch their beloved ship sink into the depths.

Poor Beastie With a piercing screech, the creature disappears back into the depths.

A Bargain to Make “Right, then. Let’s be off!” commands Brave Beard, striking a leaderly pose.

Foiled by the Tree The jaws snap shut over the shattered tree, launching the men out into the deepening darkness.

Thus is Thy Fate Sealed With a rumble, the island sinks slowly into the sea, carrying all hands with it.

Nice Day Surfacing, they find themselves men once more, who, for the moment, splash about like happy children under the moonlit sky.

Begone! The men push off, paddling the raft beyond the island and into the night.

Releasing the Floodgates Kill Poseidon

Ye've Done It “This day, you reach the end of a story,” she continues, “and the last of its paths.”

Legend of the Twins Watch the 'Birth of the Beast' Treasure

Productive Day Sleep for more than one hour.

Prison Break Free Kratos from his imprisonment

Splash Kiss the Nyad

The Basics of Survival Combine two items together.

That'll Hold 'Em Use Wooden Boards to board up a window.

Eat This! Counterattack with a sub-weapon.

Gotta Hand It To You Defeat the infected Hand of Aegaeon