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Most Annoying Guest Ever Ring the front desk bell 100 times

Pacifist Complete the Sewers without killing any Zurks.

Daddy Issues Defeat Zeus

The End Begins Beat the Game on any Difficulty

Stop, Drop, & Roll Defeat 3 Majini at once by setting oil canisters on fire.

Energy Conscious Turn off the television

Can't Touch This Precision Evade 100 attacks

Luna's Apprentice Finish your first painting in the Lighthouse.

Dude, It's Like, Cannibalism Hoagie eats a Hoagie

And Then the Universe Implodes Try to mix the disappearing ink with Booboo-B-Gone

Boom Goes the Dynamite Shoot a bundle of dynamite out of the air.

Olive Branch Return the stamp album to Weird Ed

RUTHLESS The Tracis were killed

Boss Batch 3 Kill the Kraken and all three Sisters of Fate

Rap Sheet: Thief Pick up 15 things that don't belong to you

I'm Sure He'd Never Notice Try to swap the textbook with the stamp album

So Close... The Old Warehouse - Reach the end with all characters... and fail

Drive By Stop an armored truck by taking out the driver.

THESE ARE OUR STORIES Spend 20,000 bonus points

Money to Eat Earned enough money to have some chocolate during dinner.

No Stone Left Unturned Find all documents, relics and GPS caches.

Big Bang Defeat 20 enemies with explosives

Colorful Companion Bring your first biped Genie to life.

Locked and Loaded Buy all attachments for one weapon (Campaign only).

And Then the Universe Explodes Try to mix the decaf and caffeinated coffees

Super Sized Get a 500 Hits Combo

Moronic Drone Get a job

Only George Can Destroy a Tree Destroy a cherry tree

Only Hoagie Can Make a Tree Create a cherry tree

Data Collector Scan all enemy types

MORAL VICTORY Markus succeeded in making the soldiers stand back

Not So Fast Defeat 25 enemies while they are under the effect of Empowered Slow

I Remember! Gather all B-12 memories.

Rap Sheet: Kleptomaniac Pick up 30 things that don't belong to you

Rap Sheet: Yegg Open the safe

Novelty Enthusiast Get all six novelty items

Let the Light Shine Turn on the Lighthouse beacon.

Badges Collect all badges.

Voiding the Warranty Try to put something metal in the microwave

That Only Works with Alligators Try to flush the hamster

Obvious, Really... Make it rain

Windsock it to Me Change the flag

Tourist Win a bet on a cockfight.

Costume Quest Clothe Laverne in the costume

Rap Sheet: Vandal Deflate Oozo

That Joke Never Gets Old Squirt five different people with disappearing ink

WWSCD? Climb through the chimney with all three kids

Of Course It Would Still Weigh the Same Get a tiny sweater

Missing Pink Try to mix the red paint and the Booboo-B-Gone

Oh Right, I'm Playing a Cartoon! Make a skunk