LEONGIDAS

You Suck Vacuum up a hamster

Number One Power Hoagie's Chron-o-John

Flush Acquire a diamond

Yesterday's News Defeat Purple Tentacle yesterday

Chef Cook the hamster in Maniac Mansion (Don't try this at home, kids!)

We're All Brothers Ask the IRS agents if they're related

Are You My Mummy? Talk to Dead Cousin Ted with all three kids

Autopanzer Unlock assault perk 6

...Take on the Words! Sit through the end credits

Rap Sheet: Fraud Try to alter the contract with Booboo-B-Gone

Now You're Pushing It Try to microwave the hamster again after he's thawed out

Master Plumber Flush 50 objects through time

That Should Have Worked Hoagie uses battery with Chron-o-John instead of plug

Silent shot Unlock stealth perk 5

ESRB Violation Laverne thinks about eating the cat

Mental Patience Play the whole game without skipping a cutscene

Music Appreciation Award Reach yesterday without turning the stereo off

Rap Sheet: Forger Try to sign the contract yourself with the quill pen

Can't Win and Chew Gum at the Same Time Laverne tries the chattering teeth on her human during the human show

Alas, Our Lazy Speechwriters Didn't Cover This Talk to Washington, Jefferson, or Hancock while they're outside

Endurance I Unlock assault perk 2

Stocked Collect 150 Items

The Free Folk Complete an Outcast Rescue Mission.

Legend of the Maker Complete a Bow Mission and begin growing the legend of Azkâr.

OCD Get all other trophies in the game

"Gets the aggressions out, doesn't it?" Use the hole punch.

Dual-wield expert Unlock assault perk 8

Took the Shaman's Path Survived the Shaman's Path and found Ourea's retreat.

Unleashed Free 5 caragors from cages.

Skate Axis Prize Get 500 points in Skate Axis.

Fly you fools! Make 20 uruks flee by dropping Morgai Fly nests.

Ratbag the Great and Powerful Get Ratbag promoted to Warchief.

Scavenger Unlock assault perk 3

Grenade pouch ++ Unlock demolition perk 3

Gun magazine + Unlock tactical perk 4

To Rule them All Witness the creation of The Rings of Power.

Repaid in Blood Complete a Vendetta Mission.

Jaws of Death Attract caragors with bait 5 times.

Hardened Unlock demolition perk 8

Virtuoso Unlock All Trophies

Legend of Vengeance Complete a Sword Mission and begin growing the legend of Urfael.

Knife sheath ++ Unlock stealth perk 4

Won the Werak Challenge Challenged Aratak at the Frostfigures and won.

All Frozen Wilds Skills Learned all of the new skills in the Frozen Wilds.

Paid in Blood Unlock 4 Dagger Rune slots.

Height of Despair Use Strike From Above while at least 60 feet above your target.

Paths of the Dead Collect 25% of the Artifacts.

Vampire Unlock stealth perk 6

And it Burns, Burns, Burns Use the Detonate ability to burn 50 uruks.

"Scaring the living is technically against the rules, but we all do it." Scare the living a few times.