Konservant

A Mime? In the end... (Hit this 50 times)

Support! While my guitar gently weeps. (Hit this 300 times)

Glam Rock Follow in his footsteps. (Hit this 100 times)

Best Seller It's not a phase, it's who I am! (Hit this 10 times)

Identity issues... Old fashioned and boring. (Hit this 200 times)

Ordinary Daddy issues. (Hit this 100 times)

Dad Like that old time Rock and Roll! (Hit this 50 times)

Vanished... Screw that. (Hit this 300 times)

Screwed Drink coffee. (Hit this 150 times)

Catch my cold! Slap that cheese! (Hit this 250 times)

Cheesy Rap Drop the bombshell! (Hit this 50 times)

Blonde bombshell! Zzz... (Hit this 150 times)

Z's Furry Rain. (Hit this 100 times)

Red Cheetah Red Mayonnaise. (Hit this 300 times)

Catsup Starchy fashion. (Hit this 200 times)

Potato! Banana? (Hit this 300 times)

Banana! Cool whip is sexy. (Hit this 200 times)

Crème a la Mayo Tap it wild and free. (Hit this 125 times)

Topless! Keep wearing the leopard (Hit this 100 times)

An ingredient to rule them all Hit 10000 times!

Venus-wise Hit 5000 times!

Knee record Hit 3000 times!

Short timer Hit 1500 times!

Dangerous Skies Free all of the Dragons

Shardcore Collect all the Blast Shards

Talking about life Philosophy. (10 hits, follow the life)

Philosophy Part of life. (10 hits, follow the life)

Part of life Muscles. (10 hits, follow the life)

Muscles Move. (10 hits, follow the life)

I'm just a mayo. Flipped. (Hit this 500 times)

Elephant fun times! Feline Ketchup. (Hit this 500 times)

I am Mayonnaise! Talking about life. (10 hits, follow the life)

*The Crow movie pun* Hit 8000 times!

Detail Oriented Inspect all photographs and documents

Reached level 50 Reached player level 50.

True Hero Achieve Level 5 Good Karma

What do we do now? Unlock all the rewards!

Clean Sweep Clear the D.U.P. out of the entire city

My Name is Mayo! Unlock all the trophies!

Inspector First Class Find all inspect items

All Ancient Vessels found Found all the Ancient Vessels.

Freedom of Speech Disrupt 10 activist rallies

The Grail Collect all Trophies

Hunted Redmaw with Talanah Rose through the ranks of the Hunters Lodge and helped Talanah defeat Redmaw.

All Banuk Figures found Found all of Arnak's figures.

Gathering Storm Recover the katana of clan Sakai.

All Vantages found Found and accessed all of the Vantage datapoints.

Iðunn’s Orchard Fully upgrade your Health

Betrayed Experience a Double-cross

Path of the Zealot Obtain Traveler armor set