Konservant

A Knight No More Complete the game (any difficulty)

Short timer Hit 1500 times!

Knee record Hit 3000 times!

Venus-wise Hit 5000 times!

An ingredient to rule them all Hit 10000 times!

Topless! Keep wearing the leopard (Hit this 100 times)

Crème a la Mayo Tap it wild and free. (Hit this 125 times)

Banana! Cool whip is sexy. (Hit this 200 times)

Potato! Banana? (Hit this 300 times)

Catsup Starchy fashion. (Hit this 200 times)

Red Cheetah Red Mayonnaise. (Hit this 300 times)

Z's Furry Rain. (Hit this 100 times)

Blonde bombshell! Zzz... (Hit this 150 times)

Cheesy Rap Drop the bombshell! (Hit this 50 times)

Catch my cold! Slap that cheese! (Hit this 250 times)

Screwed Drink coffee. (Hit this 150 times)

Vanished... Screw that. (Hit this 300 times)

Dad Like that old time Rock and Roll! (Hit this 50 times)

Ordinary Daddy issues. (Hit this 100 times)

Identity issues... Old fashioned and boring. (Hit this 200 times)

Best Seller It's not a phase, it's who I am! (Hit this 10 times)

Glam Rock Follow in his footsteps. (Hit this 100 times)

Support! While my guitar gently weeps. (Hit this 300 times)

A Mime? In the end... (Hit this 50 times)

Just kidding... The Box of Love. (10 hits, follow the life)

Move Just kidding... (10 hits, follow the life)

Elephant fun times! Feline Ketchup. (Hit this 500 times)

I'm just a mayo. Flipped. (Hit this 500 times)

Muscles Move. (10 hits, follow the life)

Part of life Muscles. (10 hits, follow the life)

Philosophy Part of life. (10 hits, follow the life)

Talking about life Philosophy. (10 hits, follow the life)

*The Crow movie pun* Hit 8000 times!

I am Mayonnaise! Talking about life. (10 hits, follow the life)

What do we do now? Unlock all the rewards!

My Name is Mayo! Unlock all the trophies!

Highly Volatile Detonate 10 powder kegs

Meet the Press Completed Chapter 3 of Episode 1

Everybody Out Rescue 10 suspects from suspicion pens

Box Your Ears Kill 15 enemies with melee attacks

World's Greatest Detective Completed Chapter 4 of Episode 1

The Marksman Kill 5 enemies with a headshot during Blacksight

Prank Call Complete a District Showdown

Saved Meridian from its foe Helped Erend investigate Ersa's fate, and foiled a plot against Meridian.

Room with a View Completed Chapter 5 of Episode 1

From the Hip Kill 25 enemies without aiming

Family Secrets Completed Chapter 6 of Episode 1

Crashed the Eclipse network Infiltrated the Eclipse battle camp and crashed their network.

First Banuk Figure found Found a wooden effigy left by a Banuk traveler.

Just Say No Bust 10 drug dealers