Konservant

Welcome To Kyrat Join the Golden Path (Campaign only).

Charging is pointless Hanging calls (Hit this 75 times)

Hang in there Loneliness (Hit this 50 times)

Quitting the dream THE mime (Hit this 50 times)

Epiphany! Mime your dad (Hit this 150 times)

Tears of parenting Horsing around (Hit this 150 times)

Are ya winning? The buns that are hot (Hit this 250 times)

Not the buns you’d like Kinky stunts (Hit this 150 times)

Banned in California Daddy didn’t give attention (Hit this 75 times)

Is this organic? Wash them often (Hit this 250 times)

Soap and love don’t mix Go ape! (Hit this 150 times)

Let's get ready to grumble! A bunch of pugs (Hit 6000 times!)

There is no better time than pizza time Flap over 30 buildings

Finding a money-giving place Make 50 dollah

The job market, man... Make 30 angry statements

I’m waiting for the right chance, mom! Skip 20 life problems

Hazardous peeps On the prowl (Hit this 175 times)

Chicks, man! Plug your charger (Hit this 120 times)

New horizons Got your nose! (Hit this 75 times)

Follow your nose! Your new eyes (Hit this 200 times)

Alone with your thoughts... Inner you (Hit this 150 times)

Be yourself A little too close and personal (Hit this 100 times)

Unbearably moist Stranger danger (Hit this 200 times)

REALLY Horsing around Horizon one up (Hit this 300 times)

Stood up Flies are annoying (Hit this 350 times)

Looking fly for a mayo guy Shoot to the moon (Hit this 400 times)

Selenites beware Peas love carrots (Hit this 200 times)

But if you sing, sing, sing sing. Get the microphone! (Hit 10000 times!)

What Big Eyes You Have Completed Chapter 3 of Episode 3.

Living Legend Obtain all trophies.

Sausage pizzas are a hot topic Deliver pizza joy to 100 people

Stare into the abyss... Moving on your own (Hit this 400 times)

Materialism is peas and carrots Be your better half (Hit this 550 times)

Half-living Stop crying your heart out (Hit this 450 times)

Instant Inferno Sam immediately flicked the switch to set the lodge ablaze

Honest mistakes Eat 30 pizza slides

Can’t let hot pizza go to waste Open the door!

Delivering pizza was never easy Feel the pressure of your heart

Elevator? What’s that? Go up 20 moving stars

Lonely but homely YOU’RE one to talk (Hit this 200 times)

My Name is Mayo - The Second! High Cholesterol, High Reward.

The most beautiful secret This is beautiful (Unlock all)

Don't Scare Jessica To Death Jessica survived her night of terror

Severe Case of Lycanthropy Completed Chapter 5 of Episode 3.

Huff and Puff Completed Chapter 4 of Episode 3.

Sharp Shooter Perform 50 headshot kills in the single player campaign.

The Enchanted Land of New York City Completed Episode 3: "A Crooked Mile"

Perfect Harmony Tint your clothes with those colors: Wetland Ebony and Wetland Ivory.

Opportunist Kill 25 unaware enemies.

Doctor Perform an Air Assassination on a Poisoned NPC.