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Irony The player has taken a picture of Sander Cohen's corpse

Acceptance You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.

Five Fully Upgraded Weapons Fully upgrade five weapons

Broken Umbrella Witness the true ending.

Poco Chinpoko You collected 5 Chinpokomon.

Made This for You You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.

Fully Researched Bouncer Fully research the Bouncer

Shutout You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.

Skilled Defender Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.

One Slick Super-spy Use only the EMF Visualizer to complete Ada's gameplay segment.

Weapon Proficiency Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.

New Kid On The Block You have joined the KKK.

Tonic Collector Collect or Invent 58 Tonics in the Physical, Engineering and Combat tracks

Found Cohen's Room The player has entered Sander Cohen's personal quarters

First Day in South Park You completed your first day in South Park.

Mastery You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.

Research PhD Max out all possible research

Stay Down You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.

Avid Inventor Successfully invent at least 100 items

Young Escapee Escape the bedroom within 60 seconds during Sherry's segment.

Nonconformist You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.

Irritable Bowels You shat your pants during a boss battle.

Canadian Handshake You've farted on people 100 times.

Chinpoko loco You collected 15 Chinpokomon.

Weapon Specialist Acquire all upgrades for all weapons

A Road Less Traveled Discover a "?" Bonus Path.

More Popular Than Jesus You made friends with half of South Park.

Daddy Issues You befriended your father.

Avenger You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.

Stick Savior You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.

Junk Peddler You sold 300 junk items.

Parkeologist You opened all of the garages in South Park.

Supernatural Born Killers Defeat 5 Descendants With a Sniper Rifle

Frugalist Complete the game without using a recovery item.

Complete Vermin Extermination Destroy all Mr. Raccoons.

Shopaholic You have collected half of the available costume sets.

Make it Rain! You've spent $500.

Animal Cruelty You've farted on animals 25 times.

Chasing Jill Read a letter left behind by Jill.

Are We Cool? You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.

KKK Hero You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.

Day Walker You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.

Sizzling Scarlet Hero Complete Claire's story on "Standard" or "Hardcore" with an S rank.

Taking the Scenic Route Discover a "?" Bonus Path.

Elven Hero You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.

A Small Carbon Footprint Take 14000 steps or fewer in one playthrough.

Historian Find every audio diary

Leon "S." Kennedy Complete Leon's story on "Standard" or "Hardcore" with an S rank.

Just Saying Hi You've farted on every buddy in the game.

Friends in Strange Places You befriended both crab people and gnomes.