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Rap Sheet: Thief Pick up 15 things that don't belong to you

Codex Discovered the meaning of the supernatural graffiti

Fashion First Purchase $1000 in clothing (Campaign only).

I'm Sure He'd Never Notice Try to swap the textbook with the stamp album

THESE ARE OUR STORIES Spend 20,000 bonus points

Collector All Collected all of the artifacts

Moving On Collected every trophy in the game

Blissful Save the Marshal from the Bliss (Solo Campaign only).

Reporter Take 1 photo in 5 different territories.

And Then the Universe Explodes Try to mix the decaf and caffeinated coffees

Moronic Drone Get a job

"What I did back in the fat days is none of your business. You know the rules." Talk to Eva about how she got stuck here.

Rap Sheet: Kleptomaniac Pick up 30 things that don't belong to you

Rap Sheet: Yegg Open the safe

Novelty Enthusiast Get all six novelty items

I Remember! Gather all B-12 memories.

Voiding the Warranty Try to put something metal in the microwave

That Only Works with Alligators Try to flush the hamster

Obvious, Really... Make it rain

Badges Collect all badges.

Windsock it to Me Change the flag

Costume Quest Clothe Laverne in the costume

Rap Sheet: Vandal Deflate Oozo

That Joke Never Gets Old Squirt five different people with disappearing ink

WWSCD? Climb through the chimney with all three kids

Cleric Beast Defeat Cleric Beast.

Of Course It Would Still Weigh the Same Get a tiny sweater

Missing Pink Try to mix the red paint and the Booboo-B-Gone

Oh Right, I'm Playing a Cartoon! Make a skunk

Don't Try This at Home Microwave the frozen hamster

Chateau Eau Neaux Make vinegar

You Call That a Hint? Try to wash the dirty car with the brush

It's an Honor Just to Compete Enter the human contest

Fatality! Finish an arena boss with an Overpower Attack.

Coffee Achiever Wake up Dr. Fred

Rap Sheet: Cheat Disqualify Harold

Road Rage Destroy an opponent in a Hippodrome race.

Behind Every Great Man Is a Quality Roadie Red makes a super battery with only a little help from Hoagie

It's an Honor Just to Compete But Winning Is Better Win the human contest

Stocked Garage Buy 3 vehicles to populate your garage (Campaign only).

Dialog Puzzles Are Hard Get Fred to sign the contract

You Suck Vacuum up a hamster

Rap Sheet: Adventure Gamer Pick up 45 things that don't belong to you

Number Two Power Laverne's Chron-o-John

Flush Acquire a diamond

Number One Power Hoagie's Chron-o-John

Chef Cook the hamster in Maniac Mansion (Don't try this at home, kids!)

Yesterday's News Defeat Purple Tentacle yesterday

Sneakitty Go through Midtown without being detected by the Sentinels.

We're All Brothers Ask the IRS agents if they're related