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Great Barnacled One It’s dark inside the whale, but the men appear to be intact.

Cat-a-strophe Try to play mahjong with the robots.

Speeding Slowly Win Class 3 Race at Stadium

Al-Cat-Raz Go to jail.

No Man is a Canyon Use Items in No Man's Canyon

Sunken Ship Destroy Ship at Drill Platform

Testosterone Pass the Tests of Manhood

Clap Hands Get Seal Piece at Dig

Eye Opener Complete the game and open the city.

Speed Quicker Win Class 2 Race at Stadium

What's That Smell? Escort Men Through Sewers

Doggin' the Hellcats Destroy 5 Hellcat Cruisers

Speed Speedily Win Class 1 Race in Stadium

Cat's best friend Nuzzle up against 5 robots.

Grin and Baron It Defeat Baron in Mar's Tomb

Pedal to the Metal Destroy Metal Kor at Nest

Meowlody Bring all the music sheets to Morusque.

Delicious Kill the Apex Predator in Dead Horse Lake

We're All Friends Here Rescue Friends at Fortress

Bot Bot Boom Boom Protect Hideout from Bomb Bots

Wooden Trousers “Aye, they’ll float,” nods Steady Beard.

…Bearded Travelers The absurdity of underwater speech only adds to the wonder apparent on his face.

Timber! Destroy Drill Platform Tower

I Heart Heart Get Heart of Mar in Weapons Lab

The Path of Waiting “Time flows quickly in contemplation of the Great One’s splendor.”

Heavy Distortion Attack the Metal Head Nest

Finders Keepers Find Sig in Underport

Who Knew Krew Blew? Beat Krew in Weapons Lab

Head Master Collect 510 Metal Head Skull Gems

Well Met… “Er, hullo,” stammers Brave Beard.

The Long Way “Really very sorry for scuttling your promotion and all that,” offers Steady Beard.

QUITE GOOD AT FLOWERS “Quick, while we’ve a chance!” whispers Hasty Beard, leading the way to the boat.

Fountain of the Faithless “Give me water, and I’ll teach it to carry me!”

Complimentary Trip to the Afterlife “Shouldn’t you be a bit more chipper, having won and all?” prods Steady Beard.

Out of the Deepening Darkness Collapsing, the maelstrom tosses the men in their barrels toward the surface.

Womenfolk in the Water Finding the dark water empty, the men quickly regret their course of action.

Vengeance Satisfied The creature drags the struggling men deeper beneath the waves, finally tossing them aside in disgust.

The Stalwart Specter Uncovered The Stalwart Specter ghost story

Getting Your Beards Wet The orbs lead on, out through the cavern’s deep tunnels and beyond the island.

The Back Door Following the glow of moonlight, the men step out eagerly into the night.

In Need of Assistance Heedless of the warning, the burly seals spread out as they swim, until the spell around them weakens and they become human once more.

Into the Deepening Darkness The men paddle furiously, but the widening vortex is inescapable.

Productive Day Sleep for more than one hour.

QUITE GOOD AT THROWING “Great idea!” cuts in Steady Beard. “How about a demonstration?”

Shark on Shark Violence Kill the Apex Predator in Golden Shores

The Collectivist Collect 125 Precursor Orbs

Gator Meat Kill the Apex Predator in Fawtick Bayou

She's a Goner Clinging to wooden barrels, they watch their beloved ship sink into the depths.

A Bargain to Make “Right, then. Let’s be off!” commands Brave Beard, striking a leaderly pose.

Foiled by the Tree The jaws snap shut over the shattered tree, launching the men out into the deepening darkness.