KoPEK

Shiny! All that glitters is not Au.

Studious Paid your student loans down $2000. Because you're awesome.

You're a hero! Defender of the masses. Or at least people who won't leave without their pizza.

These things happen Somebody should really clean that graffiti up.

Hey! I'm napping here! Let sleeping truckers lie.

Ultimate Shut Out Beat Hard mode without the AI scoring

Platinum Platinum

Dedication Earn Scholar or better rank in 30 levels.

The Eternal Knight Attain rank of Knight in 30 levels.

The Golden Knight Earn 50,000 points in less than 15 seconds.

The Solar Knight Earn 32,500 points consuming only marshflies.

Mighty Nine Trap 3 clusterflies in a 9-sided web.

Ten by Ten Trap 10 insects in a 10-sided web.

What's the Rush? Complete a level in under thirty seconds.

You're Winner! Unlock all bonus stages.

It's Got Electrolytes! Achieved a score of 1,500 pJ on the fresh water sample.

Pica-Chew! Achieved a score of 1,500 pJ on the soil sample.

BLOODUH!? DERE! Achieved a score of 1,500 pJ on the blood sample.

You Can't Cut Back On Funding! You Will Regret This! Achieved a cumulative score of 6000 pJ

VIDEOBALL x500 Score 500 TOUCHDOWNs in any combination of modes.

GRAND SLAMMER Score 10 GRAND SLAMs in any combination of modes.

VIDEOBALLDAY Spend a total of 24 hours playing any combination of VIDEOBALL modes.

Billionaire Reach 1 billion bankroll

SMB Master! You won a championship while playing at ego 80 or higher.

Proven Leader Earn 500 Squad Leader Ribbons

Speed Demon Be speedy! Earn the TPM, 60 Second Sprint, and LPM badges.

Smash Me Please?! Smash Potty 25 times in the Wedge.
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Smashing Spree Smash 12 opponents during a single Match.

Legendlord Unlock all other Trophies.

Fighting Is Better With Friends! Create a lobby.

Twice as Nice Score at least 150,000,000 points in Time Attack Co-op

BFF Score at least 750,000,000 points in Endless Co-op.

Slot machine Complete 250 random events

Ready to race! Complete all Gee Racer License jobs.

The Untouchable Finish a loop without receiving damage

Silverware Dining Get 3 silver challenge trophies

Feel the Power Unlock an Ultra Ability

Mobile Shooting Master! Finish monkey 10 times in flight

This is my Rifle 10 kills while possessing a rifleman

Lieutenant Colonel Survive for 25 minutes in a single round

Elite Champ Achieve a cumulative "superscore" of 5,000,000 on the Elite Circuit

I Get It. You Like Beaches Too... Defeat the Turtle Boss in the Lagoon on Hard Difficulty

Champion You completed every challenge laid before you.

Driver of Steel Complete the Strokerun Hole of Fame without a single hole going over par.

Hard Rock Complete world 1.

Finish the Game The game - it's really done!!

Live a Good Life Finish the game.

SLAM DUNKEST Score 500 SLAM DUNKs in any combination of modes.

COUNTERATTACKER Reverse 100 slammed shots in any combination of modes.

Endless War Reach Battle Rank 100