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Breaking Wind Acquire Typhon's Bane

Scum and Villainy Defeat each type of Bounty Hunter

Big, Tuff, Buff and Rough Acquire Rage of the Titans

The Path of Waiting “Time flows quickly in contemplation of the Great One’s splendor.”

Dragon Slayer Craft the Dragon Scaled Armor Set

Don't Mess With BD-1 Defeat an enemy with a hacked droid

Well Met… “Er, hullo,” stammers Brave Beard.

The Long Way “Really very sorry for scuttling your promotion and all that,” offers Steady Beard.

QUITE GOOD AT FLOWERS “Quick, while we’ve a chance!” whispers Hasty Beard, leading the way to the boat.

Pure of Hart Return the Stags of the Four Seasons

Fountain of the Faithless “Give me water, and I’ll teach it to carry me!”

Legend of the Twins Watch the 'Birth of the Beast' Treasure

Rightful Place Return all the Lindwyrms to Ratatoskr

Complimentary Trip to the Afterlife “Shouldn’t you be a bit more chipper, having won and all?” prods Steady Beard.

Out of the Deepening Darkness Collapsing, the maelstrom tosses the men in their barrels toward the surface.

Blue Balls Acquire Cronos' Rage

Boss Batch 1 Kill the Colossus of Rhodes, the Dark Rider, and Theseus

Womenfolk in the Water Finding the dark water empty, the men quickly regret their course of action.

How it's Going Fully repair the Amulet of Yggdrasil

Whip it Good Whip the Steeds of Time

Vengeance Satisfied The creature drags the struggling men deeper beneath the waves, finally tossing them aside in disgust.

Getting Your Beards Wet The orbs lead on, out through the cavern’s deep tunnels and beyond the island.

The Back Door Following the glow of moonlight, the men step out eagerly into the night.

Invasive Species Complete all of the Crater Hunts

In Need of Assistance Heedless of the warning, the burly seals spread out as they swim, until the spell around them weakens and they become human once more.

Into the Deepening Darkness The men paddle furiously, but the widening vortex is inescapable.

Productive Day Sleep for more than one hour.

QUITE GOOD AT THROWING “Great idea!” cuts in Steady Beard. “How about a demonstration?”

Full House Recruit all possible crew members for the Mantis

She's a Goner Clinging to wooden barrels, they watch their beloved ship sink into the depths.

A Bargain to Make “Right, then. Let’s be off!” commands Brave Beard, striking a leaderly pose.

Foiled by the Tree The jaws snap shut over the shattered tree, launching the men out into the deepening darkness.

Thus is Thy Fate Sealed With a rumble, the island sinks slowly into the sea, carrying all hands with it.

Poor Beastie With a piercing screech, the creature disappears back into the depths.

Blade Master Hit a single enemy with all lightsaber types

Full Belly Obtain all of the Apples of Iðunn and Horns of Blood Mead

Begone! The men push off, paddling the raft beyond the island and into the night.

Nice Day Surfacing, they find themselves men once more, who, for the moment, splash about like happy children under the moonlit sky.

Lift With Your Knees Topple the Temple in the Bog of the Forgotten

Shiner Acquire the Golden Fleece

Shine King Open the door to the Temple of Euryale

Tusker Kill 30 enemies with an elephant (Campaign only).

Ye've Done It “This day, you reach the end of a story,” she continues, “and the last of its paths.”

Rock Their World Acquire the Head of Euryale

Ready for Commitment Fully upgrade one armor set

The Florist Collect one flower from each of the nine realms

The Librarian Collect all of the Books

Splash Kiss the Nyad

Kickoff Defeat an enemy using only kicks

Trials by Fire Complete the Trials of Muspelheim