Kirkovits

"Lousy bony fingers!" Get the balloon twister to pop a ballon.

It's Cold Out Here Stop the 3 Lurker Glacier Troops

It's Dark in Here Survive the Lurker Infested Cave

Zoom, Zoom, Zoom! Reach the End of the Lava Tube

The Lead Zeppelin Break all Four Tethers to the Zeppelin

The Orberator Collect 1000 Precursor Orbs

No, Set Me Free! Free the Blue Sage

Hey, Set Me Free! Free the Yellow Sage

Kerblamm! Destroy the Dark Eco Crystals

Set Me Free! Free the Red Sage

Set Me Free Already! Free the Green Sage

Maximum Power! Collect 101 Power Cells

"It's like I'm not happy unless I'm breathing in the thick, black, nauseating fumes..." Talk to Glottis about cravings.

"Scaring the living is technically against the rules, but we all do it." Scare the living a few times.

"I squeezed down one of these tubes, like a pixie!" Talk to Brennis about how he got to the machine.

Cheater Cheater Activate a Tweak

"Well, I could do something bad right now if that would help." Try to dig up some dirt on Meche.

Battle Hardened The Final Battle Against Gol and Maia

"Precisamente, amigo." Learn of a nefarious plot.

"Join or Die! Again!" Receive a message from Eva.

"The marrow of these trees, Manny, they suck it out, it's like cement!" Ask Glottis about the tree farm.

"'ARROGANT FRAUD' doesn't work." Try to guess Domino's password a few times.

Totally Buzzed Out! Collect 112 Scout Flies

"Run you pigeons! It's Robert Frost!" Try to intimidate the pigeons.

"...Used to scream like a banshee when the trade winds blew..." Ask Velasco about his eye patch.

"We only have one mop." Check your job qualifications with Celso.

Year 1 Spend a year in the Eighth Underworld.

The Super Orberator Collect 2000 Precursor Orbs

Top of the Heap You have mastered the game and collected all there is to collect!

Cosplay Kill an Enemy While Playing as an Alternate Character Costume Other Than Drake

"YOU'RE NOT EVEN LISTENING TO ME!!!" Ask Lupe about her organizational system.

"Plus, we look good in these clothes!" Talk to Glottis about leaving.

"We are all citizens of the same nation, and our king rides a pale horse." Try to get a passport from Chowchilla Charlie.

"Well, maybe just a sip..." Sample the Marillo de Oro.

"We're straight stingers, you know?" Talk to the worker bees about playing the game.

"Great news -- we've discovered a new, secret talent of our tiny messengers!" Catch up on how the pigeons are doing.

Hunter Hunted Lure and kill a predator.

"Consider it an homage." Have Olivia recite one of your poems.

"Manny, we've given up. All of us." Talk to Membrillo about why he's still here.

"It shone, pale as bone..." Look at the moon.

Magic Mushroom Return to the doctor with the cave mushrooms.

"So, sorry, but I don't do... 'odd jobs.'" Try to convince Verago to help you out.

"Oh, yeah, I could take you down..." Try to convince Aitor to take you down to the wine cellar.

"Come to see how the big boys play, eh Manny?" Visit with Maximino.

In Cold Blood Complete a WANTED Dead quest.

"Here, let me hold that metal detector for you while you cry..." Listen to Carla's whole story.

Inked Up Earn 5 skill tattoos.

Bagged and Tagged Complete a Path of the Hunter quest.

Year 2 Spend two years in the Eighth Underworld.

*sniff* *sniff* Make the angelitos cry.