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The Good Saxon Complete the East Anglia Arc

Glamping Build one of each Camp Facility (Solo Campaign only)

Sock Concert Find half (40) of Patrick's Socks.

Perverted You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.

Masshole Kill 300 People

Road Rage Perform a Vehicle Machete Kill from a horse

Old Guns Complete "Old Guns"

Gun-For-Hire Complete 10 Side Quests

Pick Pocket Steal the score of a lifetime

Friendly Skies Blow up 16 Anti-Aircraft Cannons (Solo Campaign only)

Hunter/Hunted Complete "Hunter/Hunted"

The Order Is Revealed Complete the Lunden Arc

Beginner's Luck Win a Dominoes game

Tradecraft Join the Railroad

Glorious Leader Reach the Rank of Comandante

Mega Spatula Seeker Get 75 Golden Spatulas.

Cutting Foreign Ties Recruit the Legends of '67 and La Moral

Ship Shape Reclaim the Flying Dutchman's ship in the Flying Dutchman's Graveyard.

Gingivitis Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.

Must've Got Lost Complete "Lost in Nightmares" on any difficulty setting.

Dial Z For Murder Stop the phone booth killer

Voz del Pueblo Recruit Máximas Matanzas

Equine Attack Assassinate an enemy from your horse

Print's Not Dead Read 20 Magazines

SpongeBob vs SpongeBob! Defeat SpongeBot SteelPants in the Chum Bucket Lab.

Silent Viking Assassinate 10 enemies in a row without triggering a conflict

Shanghaied Defeat the Flying Dutchman.

The Small Does Not Rule Defeat Robo-Plankton and neutralize SpongeBot SteelPants' Brain.

Kelp Forest of Fear Find all the Lost Campers in Kelp Forest.

Not So Tough Disable and hijack a tank using an EMP device

Speed Racer Complete 3 Gran Premios

Homerun! Get a Homerun

Pulling Mud In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.

Death From Above Take out a soldier from 50m above them

Ass of Fire You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.

Viva La Revolución Take back Yara

Co-Dependent Capture an FND base with a Co-op partner

Sophishticated Catch 10 fish

The Molecular Level Complete "The Molecular Level"

Calling in a Favor Complete the Suthsexe Arc

Heisenberg You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.

Secret Weapon Distract 10 soldiers with Chorizo

Sleepy Time Find all Golden Spatulas in the SpongeBob's Dream level.

Institutionalized Complete "Institutionalized"

Lovable Reach Maximum Relationship Level with a Companion

Inside Joke While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave.

Witch Hunter Defeat one Daughter of Lerion

For the Hoarder You completed the game without selling any items.

Dog Whistle You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.

Take My Hand Complete the Cent Arc