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Rap Sheet: Forger Try to sign the contract yourself with the quill pen

Music Appreciation Award Reach yesterday without turning the stereo off

Can't Win and Chew Gum at the Same Time Laverne tries the chattering teeth on her human during the human show

Alas, Our Lazy Speechwriters Didn't Cover This Talk to Washington, Jefferson, or Hancock while they're outside

OCD Get all other trophies in the game

"Scaring the living is technically against the rules, but we all do it." Scare the living a few times.

"Precisamente, amigo." Learn of a nefarious plot.

"Join or Die! Again!" Receive a message from Eva.

"The marrow of these trees, Manny, they suck it out, it's like cement!" Ask Glottis about the tree farm.

"'ARROGANT FRAUD' doesn't work." Try to guess Domino's password a few times.

"Run you pigeons! It's Robert Frost!" Try to intimidate the pigeons.

"...Used to scream like a banshee when the trade winds blew..." Ask Velasco about his eye patch.

"We only have one mop." Check your job qualifications with Celso.

Year 1 Spend a year in the Eighth Underworld.

"YOU'RE NOT EVEN LISTENING TO ME!!!" Ask Lupe about her organizational system.

"Plus, we look good in these clothes!" Talk to Glottis about leaving.

"We are all citizens of the same nation, and our king rides a pale horse." Try to get a passport from Chowchilla Charlie.

"Well, maybe just a sip..." Sample the Marillo de Oro.

"We're straight stingers, you know?" Talk to the worker bees about playing the game.

"Great news -- we've discovered a new, secret talent of our tiny messengers!" Catch up on how the pigeons are doing.

"Consider it an homage." Have Olivia recite one of your poems.

"Manny, we've given up. All of us." Talk to Membrillo about why he's still here.

"It shone, pale as bone..." Look at the moon.

"So, sorry, but I don't do... 'odd jobs.'" Try to convince Verago to help you out.

"Oh, yeah, I could take you down..." Try to convince Aitor to take you down to the wine cellar.

"Come to see how the big boys play, eh Manny?" Visit with Maximino.

"Here, let me hold that metal detector for you while you cry..." Listen to Carla's whole story.

Year 2 Spend two years in the Eighth Underworld.

"I wasn't always this color!" Talk to Chepito about how long he's been down here.

*sniff* *sniff* Make the angelitos cry.

"Okay, how much of this haven't you figured out, Calavera?" Get Domino to explain the racket to you.

"IT'S A BUST-ALL!" Talk to Chepito about his bartering tactics.

"Save your breath..." Try to explain to Meche.

Year 3 Spend three years in the Eighth Underwold.

"I'm getting out of here. This world's for suckers." See Bruno on his way.

"Happy trails, Captain." See Chepito on his way.

"I could walk out out of this world and not look back..." Hold to your commitments.

Year 4 Spend four years in the Eighth Underworld.

"Oh Rusty Anchor" Have Glottis sing you the rusty anchor song.

"Manuel! Is everything okay?" Play with the radio.

"ME, ME, ME-ME-ME!" Chant with the bees.

"Oh, Lola..." Revisit the place where you left Lola.

"...so large" Meet the mechanics.

"Stop showing off for the girl!" Try to beat Domino in a fair fight.

"THAT'S NOT FUNNY!" Crack a joke.

The Right Way Play the whole game with tank controls. Tim demanded this trophy.

Number Nine Ticket Get all other trophies in the game.

Seasoned to Taste In the Main Campaign, killed 30 enemies with the Peppermill Crank Gun.

Raising the Bar In the Main Campaign, upgraded one attribute (Health, Shield, or Salts) to its maximum level.

Patron Purchase something from the Duke in the story.