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"Come to see how the big boys play, eh Manny?" Visit with Maximino.

"Here, let me hold that metal detector for you while you cry..." Listen to Carla's whole story.

Like a Shadow Perform a Stealth Takedown on 25 enemies

Speed of Jason McDonald Beat the game in under 5 hours on any Difficulty

One Down, One to Go Complete Act 3

Ready Meal Made some tasty meals using the power of nuclear energy

Escape Loop Escape 15 police chases

Tragedy in Europe Complete Chapter 2 in Chris' campaign.

Graffiti Artist Found all the Chads

Year 2 Spend two years in the Eighth Underworld.

Last Ride of the Witch House Baba Yaga: Activate the Ancient Lift

Bar Brawl Melee kill an enemy using a bottle

The Root Of Evil Complete Memory Sequence 5.

"I wasn't always this color!" Talk to Chepito about how long he's been down here.

*sniff* *sniff* Make the angelitos cry.

"Okay, how much of this haven't you figured out, Calavera?" Get Domino to explain the racket to you.

"IT'S A BUST-ALL!" Talk to Chepito about his bartering tactics.

"Save your breath..." Try to explain to Meche.

Year 3 Spend three years in the Eighth Underwold.

Must've Left it Open Lockpick 5 doors.

Take It to the Max Completely upgrade all weapons.

"I'm getting out of here. This world's for suckers." See Bruno on his way.

"Happy trails, Captain." See Chepito on his way.

Truth Behind the Myth Baba Yaga: Unmask Baba Yaga

"Oh Rusty Anchor" Have Glottis sing you the rusty anchor song.

Vengeance Complete Act 4

"I could walk out out of this world and not look back..." Hold to your commitments.

Year 4 Spend four years in the Eighth Underworld.

"ME, ME, ME-ME-ME!" Chant with the bees.

"Manuel! Is everything okay?" Play with the radio.

"Oh, Lola..." Revisit the place where you left Lola.

Trophy of Zeus Unlock all God of War® Trophies

Log Off Complete Act 5

"...so large" Meet the mechanics.

"Stop showing off for the girl!" Try to beat Domino in a fair fight.

The Baguette Boyband Complete a Co-op mission in Paris.

BOOKWORM Find every single magazine in the game

Business and Pleasure Earn a total of 50,000 livres.

"THAT'S NOT FUNNY!" Crack a joke.

Secret Meeting Complete Memory Sequence 6.

Hand of Justice Solve a Murder Mystery in Paris.

The Underworld Get out of the Cenote alive

New Heights Complete a climb after finding the Overhang Climbing Gear

I'LL BE BACK Connor died and returned at every opportunity before reaching the end

Open Ended Reached Stephen's bunker without ending any other story arc

After Her! Complete Chapter 3 in Chris' campaign.

Mystery Solved Complete Memory Sequence 7.

Take Me to Your Leader Compare Statistics with Friends

They're ACTION Figures! Collect all the figurines.

Money Talks Complete Chapter 1 in Jake's campaign.