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Beast Friends Complete Poppy Sweeting's relationship line

Pick Pocket Steal the score of a lifetime

Third Time's a Charm Upgrade a piece of gear 3 times

Dust Bunnies Complete all the jobs and beat the boss in Episode 2.

My Name Is Earl Buy 20 cosmetic items from Crazy Earl.
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Gingivitis Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.

Walls Are For Chumps Return to Dan's Crypt and smash down the secret wall.

A Shocking Lack Of Respect Destroy 100 gravestones.

Homerun! Get a Homerun

The Gryffindor in the Graveyard Find the Map Chamber as a Gryffindor

Pulling Mud In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.

Bigfoot For Real Track down Sly's long lost Cooper relative in Episode 3.

Ass of Fire You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.

Calling in a Favor Complete the Suthsexe Arc

Partial To The Potions Drink 32 Health Vials.

Room with a View Reach the highest point in the castle, the Headmaster's upper study

The Molecular Level Complete "The Molecular Level"

Institutionalized Complete "Institutionalized"

What's Behind Door Number One? Unlock a costume gate in any episode.

The Seeker of Knowledge Win the House Cup

Old School Sneaky Attempt to perform any original game cheat code.

Out of the Past Survive the Eagle's medicine and bid farewell to a new friend.

Biggest Badass In The Borderlands Reach level 50.
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Heisenberg You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.

Promising Start Complete a Legends Mode story.

Rise to the Challenges Defeat enemies in all battle arenas
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The Wise Owl Find the Map Chamber as a Ravenclaw

For the Hoarder You completed the game without selling any items.

Dog Whistle You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.

The Intrepid Explorer Discover all cairn dungeons
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The Benefit of All Beings Build your Legend on Iki Island to earn the title Legacy Redeemer.

Bearcicle Complete all the jobs and beat the boss in Episode 3.

Equilibrium Complete 3 Cairn challenges

Treasures of the Past Complete all Mythic Tales on Iki Island.

Wasteland D.I.Y. Craft 100 Items

Antagonist Eradicate the Queen Ant and her minions.

You bastards! You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.

Dragon Wrath You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.

Outpatient You defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS.

Pulp King Pumpkin Defeat the Pumpkin King in mortal pumpkin combat.

Demiguise Dread Find all Demiguise statues
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Boom Stick Introduce Sly to his long lost Cooper relative in Episode 4.

Dreamcatcher Destroy 10 Curse Symbols (Base game only)

Prepared for the Future Decide the Fate of the Commonwealth

Play It Safe Unlock the Cooper Safe in Episode 1.

Not So Armless Defeat Stained Glass Demon with just your arm.

Now With Added Magic! Enchant the Broad Sword.

I Need A Mouse Trap Meet up with an old adversary.

Mankind-Redefined Complete "Mankind-Redefined"

Exoarchaeolo—You Get the Gist Discover all named locations on Nekrotafeyo.
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