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You Suck Vacuum up a hamster

Rap Sheet: Adventure Gamer Pick up 45 things that don't belong to you

Number Two Power Laverne's Chron-o-John

Flush Acquire a diamond

Number One Power Hoagie's Chron-o-John

Campaign Complete Complete all Campaign levels.

Hacked a Security Camera The player has successfully hacked a security camera

We're All Brothers Ask the IRS agents if they're related

Yesterday's News Defeat Purple Tentacle yesterday

I'm a Legend Be equipped with only Legendary equipment.

Are You My Mummy? Talk to Dead Cousin Ted with all three kids

Power Chords Collect 50 Power Cells

Stocked Collect 150 Items

...Take on the Words! Sit through the end credits

Path to the Goddess Solve the Goddess Statue puzzle.

Rap Sheet: Fraud Try to alter the contract with Booboo-B-Gone

What's in the Box? Unlock the strong chest in Doctor Shemp

Vermin Extermination Destroy a Mr. Raccoon.

Now You're Pushing It Try to microwave the hamster again after he's thawed out

Master Plumber Flush 50 objects through time

Charted! - Easy Finish the Game on Easy Without Changing the Difficulty

MORAL VICTORY Markus succeeded in making the soldiers stand back

Roooaaarrrrr! Tame a lion.

Ben-Hur Win the first Hippodrome tournament.

De-Klawwed Defeat Klaww

ESRB Violation Laverne thinks about eating the cat

That Should Have Worked Hoagie uses battery with Chron-o-John instead of plug

Speedy Fast Beat the Record Time on the Gorge

Rap Sheet: Forger Try to sign the contract yourself with the quill pen

Mental Patience Play the whole game without skipping a cutscene

The Arrow Whisperer Kill an enemy with the predator bow from more than 60 meters while controlling the arrow.

Music Appreciation Award Reach yesterday without turning the stereo off

Can't Win and Chew Gum at the Same Time Laverne tries the chattering teeth on her human during the human show

Birds of a Feather Flame every Vulture in Cliff Town

Road Rage Destroy an opponent in a Hippodrome race.

Alas, Our Lazy Speechwriters Didn't Cover This Talk to Washington, Jefferson, or Hancock while they're outside

Fatality! Finish an arena boss with an Overpower Attack.

Zoom Zoom! Reach the End of the Mountain Pass

Brutal Expert Kill 5 Enemies in a Row with Brutal Combo

Big Bang Defeat 20 enemies with explosives

The Ravens' Spoils Complete chapter 5

Never Alone Started at least one romance.

Headshot Expert Kill 5 Enemies in a Row with Headshots

Catch as Catch Can Catch the Flying Lurkers

Depths Below Kill Hades

Data Collector Scan all enemy types

30 Kills: M79 Kill 30 Enemies with the M79

Researched a Splicer The player has taken at least one Research Photo of a Splicer

Green Thumb Cure Dark Eco Infected Plants

Twist and Shout Defeat the Lurker Ambush