Kill-MC-Mildred

Paying Respects Attend a funeral

Cartographer Visit every location of the game.

Tomb Raider Complete all Challenge Tombs

No Guts, No Glory Perform a 2.5 second or longer swan dive

Trick Shot Shoot a bottle out of the air

Chose Afterlife Entered the Infraworld.

Rotisserie Shoot a chicken out of the air with a fire arrow

Bacon! Kill a razorback boar using a Molotov cocktail

Casual Girl Ordered a pizza, watched some TV and wore something casual.

Quiet Time Find the best seat in the house

The Chosen Few Uncover the remains of all Jacob's disciples

In Love with Ryan Slept with Ryan.

Laying Down the Law Kill 6 enemies with the Revolver without reloading

Reload mash Unlock the Reload mash perk

A Trusty Old Friend Kill 5 enemies within 10 seconds using any rifle

Grenade belt Unlock the Grenade belt perk

Woman of the People Complete every Mission

Nonconformist You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.

Dead Ringer Get 25 headshots using the Bolt-Action Rifle

Siren Song Rescue pirate hostages by distracting enemies with "dancers."

Houdini Got arrested three times and escaped each time.

Irritable Bowels You shat your pants during a boss battle.

Chinpoko loco You collected 15 Chinpokomon.

A Friendship Resurrected With friends like this who needs enemies?

Master of Fear Wayne vs Crane.

Ammunition upgrade Unlock the Ammunition upgrade perk

Aiden's Apocalypse Destroyed the gas station, the church, the gun store and the helicopter.

More Popular Than Jesus You made friends with half of South Park.

Double Jeopardy Face off with an old friend.

Daddy Issues You befriended your father.

Hero Complete game on any difficulty

Avenger You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.

Saved All Saved every character that could be saved.

Stick Savior You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.

Junk Peddler You sold 300 junk items.

Parkeologist You opened all of the garages in South Park.

Hohokum Remix: Bass Build your own bassline from this pulse.

Hohokum Remix: Guitar Loops Sculpt these ethereal guitar and bass melodies.

Hohokum Remix: Drum Kit Can you use these dreamy drums to make a beat?

Hohokum Remix: Drum Loops Rearrange the drum loops to make something fresh!

Hohokum Remix: Synth Loops Complete the mix with a splash of analog electronics.

Destroyer Fully upgrade the Jackdaw.

Prison nightmare Complete the nightmare in chapter 1

Shopaholic You have collected half of the available costume sets.

Beat School: Something Smells Funky in Here! Time to do the funky laundry!

Beat School: Interstellar Funkonauts May the funk be with you.

Beat School: 3001 A Bass Odyssey Take this bassline for a spin around the galaxy!

Beat School: Set Phasers to 'Funk' When the mothership is under attack, fight back with a funky loop.

Beat School: Mission to Planet Drums 3, 2, 1... funk off!

Make it Rain! You've spent $500.