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Don't Try This at Home Microwave the frozen hamster

Chateau Eau Neaux Make vinegar

Missing Pink Try to mix the red paint and the Booboo-B-Gone

It's an Honor Just to Compete Enter the human contest

Coffee Achiever Wake up Dr. Fred

Rap Sheet: Cheat Disqualify Harold

Knife sheath + Unlock stealth perk 3

Behind Every Great Man Is a Quality Roadie Red makes a super battery with only a little help from Hoagie

It's an Honor Just to Compete But Winning Is Better Win the human contest

Dialog Puzzles Are Hard Get Fred to sign the contract

You Suck Vacuum up a hamster

Chef Cook the hamster in Maniac Mansion (Don't try this at home, kids!)

Rap Sheet: Adventure Gamer Pick up 45 things that don't belong to you

Number Two Power Laverne's Chron-o-John

Flush Acquire a diamond

Number One Power Hoagie's Chron-o-John

True Potential Purchase every upgrade for a single power.

We're All Brothers Ask the IRS agents if they're related

Yesterday's News Defeat Purple Tentacle yesterday

Bare-knuckle Brawler Defeat 20 Enemies with Hand-to-Hand Combat

London uprising Defeat the London Monitor

Are You My Mummy? Talk to Dead Cousin Ted with all three kids

Stocked Collect 150 Items

Changing Lanes Perform a Vehicle Takedown from the passenger seat of a vehicle (Campaign Co-op only).

...Take on the Words! Sit through the end credits

Rap Sheet: Fraud Try to alter the contract with Booboo-B-Gone

Now You're Pushing It Try to microwave the hamster again after he's thawed out

Charted! - Easy Finish the Game on Easy Without Changing the Difficulty

Master Plumber Flush 50 objects through time

Deliverance Release friend

MORAL VICTORY Markus succeeded in making the soldiers stand back

Stocked Garage Buy 3 vehicles to populate your garage (Campaign only).

That Should Have Worked Hoagie uses battery with Chron-o-John instead of plug

ESRB Violation Laverne thinks about eating the cat

Rap Sheet: Forger Try to sign the contract yourself with the quill pen

Mental Patience Play the whole game without skipping a cutscene

20 Headshots Kill 20 Enemies with Headshots

Music Appreciation Award Reach yesterday without turning the stereo off

Can't Win and Chew Gum at the Same Time Laverne tries the chattering teeth on her human during the human show

Alas, Our Lazy Speechwriters Didn't Cover This Talk to Washington, Jefferson, or Hancock while they're outside

Saving Sheriff Whitehorse Save Sheriff Whitehorse (Solo Campaign only).

Brutal Expert Kill 5 Enemies in a Row with Brutal Combo

Liberation Complete game on any difficulty

Paid in Fyrestone Completed 5 missions in the Arid Badlands

Headshot Expert Kill 5 Enemies in a Row with Headshots

Extra Crafty Craft 25 recipes (Campaign only).

Autopanzer Unlock assault perk 6

30 Kills: M79 Kill 30 Enemies with the M79

Science Fact Put aside skepticism and help Larry (Solo Campaign only).

Special Delivery Ensure a baby's safe passage into this world (Solo Campaign only).