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30 Kills: Mk-NDI Kill 30 Enemies with Mk-NDI Grenades

Director of the FBC Unlock all other trophies

Misdirection Distract 15 enemies with rocks (Campaign only).

I'm Sure He'd Never Notice Try to swap the textbook with the stamp album

Codex Discovered the meaning of the supernatural graffiti

Walk The Path Discover the Bliss (Solo Campaign only).

The True Queen Battle Gná

Grave Mistake Battle King Hrólf

Only You Sucessfully complete the First Trial (Solo Campaign only).

Saving Deputy Hudson Save Deputy Hudson (Solo Campaign only).

Peachy Keen Bait Peaches into going back home (Solo Campaign only).

Hidden in the deep Locate the underwater stash

Bullet feeder Unlock assault perk 4

Sewer Rat Destroy a cult water treatment pump and make them thirst for revenge (Solo Campaign only).

50 Kills: 92FS-9mm Kill 50 Enemies with the 92FS-9mm

100 Headshots Kill 100 Enemies with Headshots

Grenade pouch + Unlock demolition perk 2

50 Kills: M4 Kill 50 Enemies with the M4

Hangman Kill 20 Enemies with Gunfire While Hanging

Collector All Collected all of the artifacts

Moving On Collected every trophy in the game

Fashion First Purchase $1000 in clothing (Campaign only).

And Then the Universe Explodes Try to mix the decaf and caffeinated coffees

Moronic Drone Get a job

Collector Obtain all Relics and Sword Hilts

Novice Fortune Hunter Find 20 Treasures

Only George Can Destroy a Tree Destroy a cherry tree

Only Hoagie Can Make a Tree Create a cherry tree

Far, Far Away... Drive a total of 50 km

Professional Fortune Hunter Find 40 Treasures

Rap Sheet: Yegg Open the safe

Rap Sheet: Kleptomaniac Pick up 30 things that don't belong to you

Novelty Enthusiast Get all six novelty items

Brutal Slugger Kill 20 Enemies with Brutal Combo

Voiding the Warranty Try to put something metal in the microwave

The Bear and the Wolf Collect all Trophies

That Only Works with Alligators Try to flush the hamster

Obvious, Really... Make it rain

THESE ARE OUR STORIES Spend 20,000 bonus points

Blissful Save the Marshal from the Bliss (Solo Campaign only).

Windsock it to Me Change the flag

That Joke Never Gets Old Squirt five different people with disappearing ink

Costume Quest Clothe Laverne in the costume

Rap Sheet: Vandal Deflate Oozo

Clean Up Your Act Defeat Sasha.

WWSCD? Climb through the chimney with all three kids

Locked and Loaded Buy all attachments for one weapon (Campaign only).

You Call That a Hint? Try to wash the dirty car with the brush

Of Course It Would Still Weigh the Same Get a tiny sweater

Oh Right, I'm Playing a Cartoon! Make a skunk