Kilbot

Of Course It Would Still Weigh the Same Get a tiny sweater

Oh Right, I'm Playing a Cartoon! Make a skunk

Don't Try This at Home Microwave the frozen hamster

Chateau Eau Neaux Make vinegar

It's an Honor Just to Compete Enter the human contest

Coffee Achiever Wake up Dr. Fred

Rap Sheet: Cheat Disqualify Harold

Chef Cook the hamster in Maniac Mansion (Don't try this at home, kids!)

Behind Every Great Man Is a Quality Roadie Red makes a super battery with only a little help from Hoagie

It's an Honor Just to Compete But Winning Is Better Win the human contest

Gadgetman Pick a lock, plant a bug, trace a phone, crack a safe, and take over a spy camera.

Dialog Puzzles Are Hard Get Fred to sign the contract

You Suck Vacuum up a hamster

Rap Sheet: Adventure Gamer Pick up 45 things that don't belong to you

Number Two Power Laverne's Chron-o-John

Changing Lanes Perform a Vehicle Takedown from the passenger seat of a vehicle (Campaign Co-op only).

Flush Acquire a diamond

Number One Power Hoagie's Chron-o-John

Yesterday's News Defeat Purple Tentacle yesterday

We're All Brothers Ask the IRS agents if they're related

Campaign Complete Complete all Campaign levels.

London uprising Defeat the London Monitor

Power Chords Collect 50 Power Cells

Are You My Mummy? Talk to Dead Cousin Ted with all three kids

Mr. Hand Discover the secret 'Hades Arm' room

Path to the Goddess Solve the Goddess Statue puzzle.

...Take on the Words! Sit through the end credits

Rap Sheet: Fraud Try to alter the contract with Booboo-B-Gone

Vermin Extermination Destroy a Mr. Raccoon.

Now You're Pushing It Try to microwave the hamster again after he's thawed out

Roooaaarrrrr! Tame a lion.

Deliverance Release friend

Master Plumber Flush 50 objects through time

Ben-Hur Win the first Hippodrome tournament.

Stocked Garage Buy 3 vehicles to populate your garage (Campaign only).

The Arrow Whisperer Kill an enemy with the predator bow from more than 60 meters while controlling the arrow.

Road Rage Destroy an opponent in a Hippodrome race.

De-Klawwed Defeat Klaww

Speedy Fast Beat the Record Time on the Gorge

ESRB Violation Laverne thinks about eating the cat

That Should Have Worked Hoagie uses battery with Chron-o-John instead of plug

Mental Patience Play the whole game without skipping a cutscene

Rap Sheet: Forger Try to sign the contract yourself with the quill pen

Saving Sheriff Whitehorse Save Sheriff Whitehorse (Solo Campaign only).

Music Appreciation Award Reach yesterday without turning the stereo off

Can't Win and Chew Gum at the Same Time Laverne tries the chattering teeth on her human during the human show

Alas, Our Lazy Speechwriters Didn't Cover This Talk to Washington, Jefferson, or Hancock while they're outside

Zoom Zoom! Reach the End of the Mountain Pass

The Cold Light Unlock 3 Sword Rune slots.

Reached the Daunt Arrived at the Daunt seeking passage into the Forbidden West.