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The Midas Trick Attempt to open the Golden Chest for 30 seconds

Man versus Machine Alert the enemy helicopter in 'All Ghillied Up' and take it down.

Your Show Sucks Destroy all the TVs showing Al-Asad's speech.

Mutton for Punishment Slit 50 Satyr throats

Can't Stop, Won't Stop. BadBoy! Perform a 1000 Hit Combo

King of the Hill Unlock all trophies

Up to the challenge Complete one challenge in the campaign

Cosplay Kill an Enemy While Playing as an Alternate Character Costume Other Than Drake

No Drake. You can't have these. Collect all Artifacts in the game

The Shot Complete 'All Ghillied Up' and 'One Shot, One Kill' on Veteran difficulty.

Irritable Bowels You shat your pants during a boss battle.

Canadian Handshake You've farted on people 100 times.

Duck If You Love Life Avoid Jack's scissor attack by crouching.

Houdini Got arrested three times and escaped each time.

Flyswatter Destroy 8 enemy helicopters in 'Heat'.

Eyes and Ears Find 30 enemy intel items.

The Third Horseman Complete 'Heat' and 'The Sins of the Father' on Veteran difficulty.

Back Off, Mrs. B! Fight off Marguerite while she wanders the old house to make her run away.

The Fourth Horseman Complete 'Game Over' on Veteran difficulty.

Deep and Hard Complete the game on Hardened or Veteran difficulty.

Out Before Dessert Complete the "Happy Birthday" videotape within 5 minutes.

Aiden's Apocalypse Destroyed the gas station, the church, the gun store and the helicopter.

Avenger You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.

The Ultimatum Complete 'Ultimatum', 'All In', and 'No Fighting in the War Room' on Veteran difficulty.

Make Her Scream Make a Titan scream for over a minute

Personal Bag Of Tricks Finish a game session with an ability set that you customized in Multiplayer.

Burning Sensation Incinerate 500 enemies

Pimp My Sidearm Fully mod a weapon.

A Road Less Traveled Discover a "?" Bonus Path.

Frugalist Complete the game without using a recovery item.

Complete Vermin Extermination Destroy all Mr. Raccoons.

Catching up on some reading Collect one Field Manual in the campaign

Getting Your Money's Worth Beat the game (Hard Mode)

Up close and personal Perform a melee kill on 10 enemies anywhere in the campaign

Hold Still Please Slow 100 Enemies with the Amulet of Uroborus

Animal Cruelty You've farted on animals 25 times.

1st Place at the Science Fair Create all items that contain Chem Fluid and Strong Chem Fluid.

That's a Spicy Meat-a-ball Kill an enemy by attaching a Remote Bomb to them and detonating it.

Mile High Club Sky dive to safety on Veteran difficulty.

Treasure Hunter Collect all of the Godly Possessions

Epic Jump Quest Jump from the roof of 3 Count to the Nuke Plant, without touching the ground or other rooftops.

Piece of Cake Beat the Challenge of the Gods

Together Till the End Finished the game in Duo mode.

Fly Swatter Shoot and knock back Marguerite while she's leaping at you.

KKK Hero You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.

Are We Cool? You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.

Weapon Master Get a kill with each type of handheld gun, explosive and launcher in the single player campaign.

Day Walker You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.

Sizzling Scarlet Hero Complete Claire's story on "Standard" or "Hardcore" with an S rank.

A Small Carbon Footprint Take 14000 steps or fewer in one playthrough.