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Olive Branch Return the stamp album to Weird Ed

Gotcha Eliminate 10 enemies using hunting traps.

Misdirection Distract 15 enemies with rocks (Campaign only).

Strange Acquaintance Rescue Jacob from the gulag

Rapid Recovery Heal yourself in combat 3 times

Brother In Arms Liberate 1 Outpost playing as Hurk (Campaign Co-op only).

I'm Sure He'd Never Notice Try to swap the textbook with the stamp album

Codex Discovered the meaning of the supernatural graffiti

Boom Goes the Dynamite Shoot a bundle of dynamite out of the air.

Cave Hoarder Pickup 80 collectibles.

Collector All Collected all of the artifacts

Moving On Collected every trophy in the game

Expert Wenja Learn all skills.

Far, Far Away... Drive a total of 50 km

Professional Fortune Hunter Find 40 Treasures

Apex Predator Obtain all the Trophies.

Can't Touch This Precision Evade 100 attacks

Brutal Slugger Kill 20 Enemies with Brutal Combo

Voiding the Warranty Try to put something metal in the microwave

That Only Works with Alligators Try to flush the hamster

Purple Pain Navigate the Purple Precursor Rings

No Stone Left Unturned Find all documents, relics and GPS caches.

So Close... The Old Warehouse - Reach the end with all characters... and fail

That Joke Never Gets Old Squirt five different people with disappearing ink

You Call That a Hint? Try to wash the dirty car with the brush

Of Course It Would Still Weigh the Same Get a tiny sweater

Missing Pink Try to mix the red paint and the Booboo-B-Gone

Rap Sheet: Cheat Disqualify Harold

Behind Every Great Man Is a Quality Roadie Red makes a super battery with only a little help from Hoagie

It's an Honor Just to Compete But Winning Is Better Win the human contest

Chef Cook the hamster in Maniac Mansion (Don't try this at home, kids!)

Number Two Power Laverne's Chron-o-John

Dialog Puzzles Are Hard Get Fred to sign the contract

You Suck Vacuum up a hamster

Rap Sheet: Adventure Gamer Pick up 45 things that don't belong to you

Number One Power Hoagie's Chron-o-John

Flush Acquire a diamond

Yesterday's News Defeat Purple Tentacle yesterday

We're All Brothers Ask the IRS agents if they're related

Changing Lanes Perform a Vehicle Takedown from the passenger seat of a vehicle (Campaign Co-op only).

Power Chords Collect 50 Power Cells

Stocked Collect 150 Items

Tell Me How You Really Feel Kill 25 Enemies using the Rage of the Gods

...Take on the Words! Sit through the end credits

Rap Sheet: Fraud Try to alter the contract with Booboo-B-Gone

Quite the Collector Collect 150 Cards

Master Plumber Flush 50 objects through time

ESRB Violation Laverne thinks about eating the cat

That Should Have Worked Hoagie uses battery with Chron-o-John instead of plug

De-Klawwed Defeat Klaww