Keegan

Olive Branch Return the stamp album to Weird Ed

Burnt Toast Defeat Toasty without getting hit by him

Gladiator Play a game on Utopia Coliseum

Drive By Stop an armored truck by taking out the driver.

I'm Sure He'd Never Notice Try to swap the textbook with the stamp album

Earn a Winged Dagger Complete 'F.N.G.'.

So Close... The Old Warehouse - Reach the end with all characters... and fail

Big Bang Defeat 20 enemies with explosives

Knife sheath + Unlock stealth perk 3

Data Collector Scan all enemy types

London uprising Defeat the London Monitor

Not So Fast Defeat 25 enemies while they are under the effect of Empowered Slow

Deliverance Release friend

Moronic Drone Get a job

Only Hoagie Can Make a Tree Create a cherry tree

Only George Can Destroy a Tree Destroy a cherry tree

What's in the Box? Unlock the strong chest in Doctor Shemp

Rap Sheet: Kleptomaniac Pick up 30 things that don't belong to you

Big Brother Protect Francesca.

Liberation Complete game on any difficulty

Novelty Enthusiast Get all six novelty items

That Only Works with Alligators Try to flush the hamster

Far, Far Away... Drive a total of 50 km

Obvious, Really... Make it rain

Feel the Force Unlock all Jedi skills

Windsock it to Me Change the flag

Costume Quest Clothe Laverne in the costume

That Joke Never Gets Old Squirt five different people with disappearing ink

Birds of a Feather Flame every Vulture in Cliff Town

Rap Sheet: Vandal Deflate Oozo

WWSCD? Climb through the chimney with all three kids

Saving Sheriff Whitehorse Save Sheriff Whitehorse (Solo Campaign only).

Of Course It Would Still Weigh the Same Get a tiny sweater

You Call That a Hint? Try to wash the dirty car with the brush

Chateau Eau Neaux Make vinegar

Don't Try This at Home Microwave the frozen hamster

Oh Right, I'm Playing a Cartoon! Make a skunk

Missing Pink Try to mix the red paint and the Booboo-B-Gone

Autopanzer Unlock assault perk 6

Make the Jump Infiltrate a cargo ship.

It's an Honor Just to Compete Enter the human contest

Rap Sheet: Cheat Disqualify Harold

Coffee Achiever Wake up Dr. Fred

It's an Honor Just to Compete But Winning Is Better Win the human contest

Behind Every Great Man Is a Quality Roadie Red makes a super battery with only a little help from Hoagie

Number Two Power Laverne's Chron-o-John

Rap Sheet: Adventure Gamer Pick up 45 things that don't belong to you

You Suck Vacuum up a hamster

Dialog Puzzles Are Hard Get Fred to sign the contract

Number One Power Hoagie's Chron-o-John