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Skillz Win the water gun fight

Scavenger Found all collectibles

Pulling Mud In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.

Ass of Fire You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.

I Chose the Impossible Complete the game on Survivor difficulty without using a Vita-chamber

Instrument of Flight Slipped through the net and lived to fight another day.

That's all I got Survive all of Ellie's jokes

Look for the Light Find all Firefly Pendants

Artificer Make a smithed item, an enchanted item, and a potion

Heisenberg You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.

Geralt and Friends Win a round of gwent using only neutral cards.

Grim Reaper Complete "The 4th Survivor" extra mode.

Master of Unlocking Unlock all shiv doors

Promising Start Complete a Legends Mode story.

Armed and Dangerous Find and equip all the elements of one set of witcher gear.

Power Overwhelming Have all possible Place of Power bonuses active at the same time.

Assassin of Kings Take part in the assassination of King Radovid.

Snake Tongue Successfully persuade, bribe, and intimidate

Dendrologist Acquire all the Abilities in one tree.

Full Crew Bring all possible allies to Kaer Morhen for the battle against the Hunt.

The Toast of the Town Find the Map Chamber as a Slytherin

Dog Whistle You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.

For the Hoarder You completed the game without selling any items.

The Wise Owl Find the Map Chamber as a Ravenclaw

Hard Worker Chop wood, mine ore, and cook food

It was all just lying there Find all artifacts

Pest Control Destroy all monster nests in the Velen / Novigrad region, or in Skellige.

Platinum Trophy Unlocked all trophies

You bastards! You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.

Invisible Predator Complete one predator challenge by using only Silent Takedowns and without being detected

Outpatient You defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS.

Forensic Expert Collect enough evidence to locate the gun for hire

Populace Build your clan to 40 people in Factions

Knowing the Basics Win a game of Supply Raid and Survivors in find match

Biggest Bang Complete story mode on Hard difficulty

Altitude is Attitude Exploration off the ground

Contract Terminated Stop the contract operative

Demiguise Dread Find all Demiguise statues
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Raccoon City Native Obtain all trophies.

Woodland Spirit Complete the contract on the Woodland Spirit.

All In Play three hero cards in one round of gwent and win the match.

Blood Oath Become a member of the Circle

Trials Sneak through the underground passage without tearing your scarf.

Geralt: The Professional Complete all witcher contracts.

Water Tower Complete a match on Water Tower with at least 5 downs or executions

Truth to Power You farted on four major authority figures.

Invitation Accepted Discover the secret of Valhalla

Predator Bronze Achieve 8 medals on predator challenges

Wanted Escape from jail

Two Girls, One Stick You defeated Princess Kenny in your girl makeover disguise.