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Well Met… “Er, hullo,” stammers Brave Beard.

Break Shot Score a goal by hitting your opponent into the ball

Clever Dad The Rat - Work out where Shaun is held

The Long Way “Really very sorry for scuttling your promotion and all that,” offers Steady Beard.

Fountain of the Faithless “Give me water, and I’ll teach it to carry me!”

NOTHING TO SEE HERE Kara succeeded to make the cop go away

Complimentary Trip to the Afterlife “Shouldn’t you be a bit more chipper, having won and all?” prods Steady Beard.

SEND A MESSAGE Markus conducted a pacifist riot

Out of the Deepening Darkness Collapsing, the maelstrom tosses the men in their barrels toward the surface.

THREE AT JERICHO Bring the three characters to Crossroads

The Streak Win 10 games in a row across any mode

Butcher The Lizard - Cut your finger using saw or scissors

Womenfolk in the Water Finding the dark water empty, the men quickly regret their course of action.

Vengeance Satisfied The creature drags the struggling men deeper beneath the waves, finally tossing them aside in disgust.

Roadkill Run over 25 people (Campaign only).

In Need of Assistance Heedless of the warning, the burly seals spread out as they swim, until the spell around them weakens and they become human once more.

Getting Your Beards Wet The orbs lead on, out through the cavern’s deep tunnels and beyond the island.

The Back Door Following the glow of moonlight, the men step out eagerly into the night.

QUITE GOOD AT THROWING “Great idea!” cuts in Steady Beard. “How about a demonstration?”

Into the Deepening Darkness The men paddle furiously, but the widening vortex is inescapable.

Poor Beastie With a piercing screech, the creature disappears back into the depths.

Foiled by the Tree The jaws snap shut over the shattered tree, launching the men out into the deepening darkness.

A Bargain to Make “Right, then. Let’s be off!” commands Brave Beard, striking a leaderly pose.

Thus is Thy Fate Sealed With a rumble, the island sinks slowly into the sea, carrying all hands with it.

Nice Day Surfacing, they find themselves men once more, who, for the moment, splash about like happy children under the moonlit sky.

Begone! The men push off, paddling the raft beyond the island and into the night.

Ye've Done It “This day, you reach the end of a story,” she continues, “and the last of its paths.”

Super Victorious Win a total of 30 games across any game mode

Team Player Play against every team in a Season

Flame On! Kill 50 enemies with fire (Campaign only).

The People's Champ Reach Arena Rank 5 (Campaign Arena only).

Tusker Kill 30 enemies with an elephant (Campaign only).

Car Collector Collect 5 Cars

Productive Day Sleep for more than one hour.

Rocketeer Complete the regular Season

Reign Of Death Kill 30 enemies with Mortar rounds (Campaign only).

Champion Win the Season Championship

Renaissance Man Finish a public match of each game type in the Battles of Kyrat game mode (Battles of Kyrat only).

Rider's Block Make 20 Saves

Unforgivable On the Loose - Do not forgive Madison

Misdirection Distract 15 enemies with rocks (Campaign only).

Far, Far Away... Drive a total of 50 km

Revenge Taught 3 or more of the teens a lesson, or started the house fire, with Aiden.

So Close... The Old Warehouse - Reach the end with all characters... and fail

Changing Lanes Perform a Vehicle Takedown from the passenger seat of a vehicle (Campaign Co-op only).

Stocked Collect 150 Items

MORAL VICTORY Markus succeeded in making the soldiers stand back

Never Alone Started at least one romance.

Badges Collect all badges.

Medicine Girl Successfully performed the entire ritual.