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Locked and Loaded Upgrade each available component for a single sidearm or longarm weapon.

Elven Hero You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.

Historian Find every audio diary

The Orbiter of Taste Collect 300 Precursor Orbs

Never Go It Alone Recruit 5 Separate Companions

Just Saying Hi You've farted on every buddy in the game.

Friends in Strange Places You befriended both crab people and gnomes.

Seriously Good at This The player has completed the game on the Hard difficulty setting

The Seven Deadly Weapons Kill 25 Demons with each of the Seven Deadly Weapons

Too Far You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.

The Orbiter of Record Collect 600 Precursor Orbs

Perverted You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.

Return Start the journey again after a week long break.

A Man Chooses Complete the game on Survivor difficulty

True Commitment Reach level 60 in multiplayer.

Shopaholic Buy every upgrade and character in multiplayer.

Fait Accompli For Stamina and Time On Your Hands and insatiable need for completion

Brass Balls Complete the game on Hard difficulty without using a Vita-Chamber.

Must've Got Lost Complete "Lost in Nightmares" on any difficulty setting.

Gingivitis Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.

I Chose the Impossible Complete the game on Survivor difficulty without using a Vita-chamber

Foe To Friend Use an enemy combat robot to kill 10 enemies.

Pulling Mud In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.

Ass of Fire You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.

Twenty-Twenty Vision Spend over 20 hours in Hell

Heisenberg You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.

Inside Joke While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave.

Let's Bounce In Torment Fraud, hit 5 vehicles in a row without touching the ground

Take From the Rich Rob or loot $250.

First! Kill a Suicider with a grenade.

For the Hoarder You completed the game without selling any items.

Dog Whistle You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.

Settling Feuds Complete Chapter 3.

Platinum Trophy Unlocked all trophies

Mastermind Rescue the second hostage from Riddler

Wasteland D.I.Y. Craft 100 Items

The King of Hell Complete ALL of the Challenges

You bastards! You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.

Dragon Wrath You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.

Outpatient You defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS.

Prankster's Return Placed A Grenade Or Mine While Pickpocketing

House of the Ned Completed the "House of the Ned" mission

Trials Sneak through the underground passage without tearing your scarf.

Truth to Power You farted on four major authority figures.

Natural Talent Be attributed with a kill whilst having a Talent active.

RobCo's Worst Nightmare Hack 50 Terminals

Two Girls, One Stick You defeated Princess Kenny in your girl makeover disguise.

Chinpokolypse You collected all of the Chinpokomon.

True Survivor Unlock every Tomb Raider: Definitive Edition trophy.

Armed and Dangerous Create 50 Weapon Mods