Kaksmet

Animal Cruelty You've farted on animals 25 times.

Barn Burner Find 75 Barnstorming Diversion locations

Locked and Loaded Upgrade each available component for a single sidearm or longarm weapon.

Are We Cool? You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.

KKK Hero You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.

Day Walker You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.

The Orbiter of Record Collect 600 Precursor Orbs

Elven Hero You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.

Historian Find every audio diary

The Seven Deadly Weapons Kill 25 Demons with each of the Seven Deadly Weapons

Never Go It Alone Recruit 5 Separate Companions

Just Saying Hi You've farted on every buddy in the game.

Friends in Strange Places You befriended both crab people and gnomes.

Fait Accompli For Stamina and Time On Your Hands and insatiable need for completion

Return Start the journey again after a week long break.

Seriously Good at This The player has completed the game on the Hard difficulty setting

Too Far You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.

Perverted You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.

Foe To Friend Use an enemy combat robot to kill 10 enemies.

True Commitment Reach level 60 in multiplayer.

Shopaholic Buy every upgrade and character in multiplayer.

Must've Got Lost Complete "Lost in Nightmares" on any difficulty setting.

A Man Chooses Complete the game on Survivor difficulty

Gingivitis Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.

Twenty-Twenty Vision Spend over 20 hours in Hell

Brass Balls Complete the game on Hard difficulty without using a Vita-Chamber.

Pulling Mud In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.

Ass of Fire You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.

I Chose the Impossible Complete the game on Survivor difficulty without using a Vita-chamber

Heisenberg You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.

Let's Bounce In Torment Fraud, hit 5 vehicles in a row without touching the ground

Take From the Rich Rob or loot $250.

First! Kill a Suicider with a grenade.

Settling Feuds Complete Chapter 3.

Inside Joke While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave.

Dog Whistle You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.

For the Hoarder You completed the game without selling any items.

The King of Hell Complete ALL of the Challenges

Mastermind Rescue the second hostage from Riddler

Platinum Trophy Unlocked all trophies

You bastards! You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.

Wasteland D.I.Y. Craft 100 Items

Dragon Wrath You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.

Outpatient You defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS.

House of the Ned Completed the "House of the Ned" mission

Natural Talent Be attributed with a kill whilst having a Talent active.

Trials Sneak through the underground passage without tearing your scarf.

Prankster's Return Placed A Grenade Or Mine While Pickpocketing

Truth to Power You farted on four major authority figures.

RobCo's Worst Nightmare Hack 50 Terminals