Kaksmet

Forging Your Own Path Unlock the evil ending.

Arch Villain Earn full negative Karma.

The Cleaner Complete the assassination side missions.

Poco Chinpoko You collected 5 Chinpokomon.

The Orbiter of Faith Collect 50 Precursor Orbs

Made This for You You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.

Fully Researched Bouncer Fully research the Bouncer

With Great Power Comes Greater Power Unlock and purchase all powers.

Head Over Here Collect 250 Metal Head Skull Gems

Give to the Poor Donate $250 to the gang tithing box.

Shutout You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.

Skilled Defender Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.

Chatterbox Complete all conversations with the Endurance crew.

Weapon Proficiency Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.

New Kid On The Block You have joined the KKK.

Pain Builds Character Finish the game on hard difficulty.

Tonic Collector Collect or Invent 58 Tonics in the Physical, Engineering and Combat tracks

Found Cohen's Room The player has entered Sander Cohen's personal quarters

Master Blaster Kill 2 multiplayer enemies with a single explosive.

Down Boy! Kill a zip-lining enemy player in multiplayer.

First Day in South Park You completed your first day in South Park.

Mastery You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.

Monkey Around In multiplayer, escape death 3 times by using the rope ascender.

Research PhD Max out all possible research

Stay Down You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.

Avid Inventor Successfully invent at least 100 items

Artilleryman Kill 20 enemy players in multiplayer using a turret.

Nonconformist You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.

Rebirth Finish the game and return to the beginning.

Get Stoned Stonify and Shatter Kill 100 Demons with the Stone Blast Supernatural Power

Irritable Bowels You shat your pants during a boss battle.

Weapon Specialist Acquire all upgrades for all weapons

Chinpoko loco You collected 15 Chinpokomon.

Top Gunner Shoot down a Spire missile with a blast while hovering

Canadian Handshake You've farted on people 100 times.

More Popular Than Jesus You made friends with half of South Park.

Avenger You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.

Daddy Issues You befriended your father.

I'm all that! Win a ranked match in every multiplayer mode.

Stick Savior You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.

Junk Peddler You sold 300 junk items.

To Greener Pastures Complete Chapter 2.

Parkeologist You opened all of the garages in South Park.

Shopaholic You have collected half of the available costume sets.

Make it Rain! You've spent $500.

Animal Cruelty You've farted on animals 25 times.

Barn Burner Find 75 Barnstorming Diversion locations

KKK Hero You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.

Are We Cool? You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.

Day Walker You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.