KING_TIGARO

Quick draw Unlock tactical perk 2

The Curator Collect all of the Artifacts

Most Annoying Guest Ever Ring the front desk bell 100 times

Quick regeneration Unlock tactical perk 3

50 Kills: Moss - 12 Kill 50 Enemies with the Moss - 12

Scratch Scratch the vinyl in the club.

Energy Conscious Turn off the television

30 Kills: Mk-NDI Kill 30 Enemies with Mk-NDI Grenades

Dude, It's Like, Cannibalism Hoagie eats a Hoagie

Sheep Kebab Flame 10 sheep in Stone Hill

And Then the Universe Implodes Try to mix the disappearing ink with Booboo-B-Gone

Charted! - Normal Finish the Game on Normal Without Changing the Difficulty

Olive Branch Return the stamp album to Weird Ed

Rap Sheet: Thief Pick up 15 things that don't belong to you

I'm Sure He'd Never Notice Try to swap the textbook with the stamp album

Light My Fire Light the two bonfires in Dark Hollow

Leaf on the Wind Glide to secret Egg Thief area in Town Square

The True Queen Battle Gná

Grave Mistake Battle King Hrólf

Hidden in the deep Locate the underwater stash

Pacifist Complete the Sewers without killing any Zurks.

Grenade pouch + Unlock demolition perk 2

And Then the Universe Explodes Try to mix the decaf and caffeinated coffees

Moronic Drone Get a job

Collector Obtain all Relics and Sword Hilts

Only George Can Destroy a Tree Destroy a cherry tree

Only Hoagie Can Make a Tree Create a cherry tree

Professional Fortune Hunter Find 40 Treasures

Rap Sheet: Yegg Open the safe

Rap Sheet: Kleptomaniac Pick up 30 things that don't belong to you

Novelty Enthusiast Get all six novelty items

Brutal Slugger Kill 20 Enemies with Brutal Combo

Voiding the Warranty Try to put something metal in the microwave

The Bear and the Wolf Collect all Trophies

That Only Works with Alligators Try to flush the hamster

Obvious, Really... Make it rain

Windsock it to Me Change the flag

That Joke Never Gets Old Squirt five different people with disappearing ink

Costume Quest Clothe Laverne in the costume

Rap Sheet: Vandal Deflate Oozo

WWSCD? Climb through the chimney with all three kids

Biting the Hand that Feeds You Defeat Megaera and the Titan Hecatonchires

You Call That a Hint? Try to wash the dirty car with the brush

Of Course It Would Still Weigh the Same Get a tiny sweater

Don't Try This at Home Microwave the frozen hamster

Missing Pink Try to mix the red paint and the Booboo-B-Gone

Chateau Eau Neaux Make vinegar

Oh Right, I'm Playing a Cartoon! Make a skunk

It's an Honor Just to Compete Enter the human contest

Coffee Achiever Wake up Dr. Fred