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Tactician Trick Destrobos' death planet into attacking its own ally during the boss battle.

MAKE YOUR MARK COMPLETE 10 CROP CIRCLES (AGGREGATE TOTAL)

Pizza Perfect The pizza is safe… for now.

There can only be one Spacelander. Coming to theaters near you.

MASTER FLOCKER GET A PERFECT ABDUCTION ON ALL LEVELS, SINGLEPLAYER AND MULTIPLAYER

Call the gecko-caveman-money-sandwich thing We make mascots and dabble in insurance.

10-4 Good Buddy You've trucked all there is to truck.

352 FG Ace Complete 352 FG campaign on Ace difficulty.

Seasoned Ace Complete all campaigns on Ace difficulty.

Heart of iron Win a 4 player free for all match against 3 hard AI.

Lieutenant Get 20 stars in the Humanity Inc.campaign.

Shiny! All that glitters is not Au.

Studious Paid your student loans down $2000. Because you're awesome.

You're a hero! Defender of the masses. Or at least people who won't leave without their pizza.

These things happen Somebody should really clean that graffiti up.

Hey! I'm napping here! Let sleeping truckers lie.

Collector Unlock all plane upgrades.

Hardcore Complete Each Level Without Dying

Pinnacle of Man Complete all missions in the Humanity Inc. campaign.

Man of the Year Reach level 20 for Human race.

Commander Get 30 stars in the Humanity Inc.campaign.

Kid genius Finished school in under 10 minutes!

Oh no! If a planet is destroyed a galaxy over, and nobody is around to hear it, does it make a sound?

Asteroid defense could use more funding It's a big sky and there is a surprising amount in it.

I Am A Grill Champion Get A 3+ Star Ranking On All Levels

I Am A Burger God Get A 5 Star Ranking On All Levels

Captain Get 40 stars in the Humanity Inc.campaign.

Vice Admiral Get 50 stars in the Humanity Inc.campaign.

Admiral Get 60 stars in the Humanity Inc.campaign.

Payin' down the plastic Look at you. So responsible.

I pity the schoo! Teacher's pet.

With honors The classiest of the top of the class.

Keep those expenses low Some things you can't learn in school. Although fuel conservation appears to not be one of those things.

One year in It's been a blast... or two. hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

Master of the normal Aint nobody done normals like me.

Thy core is of a hard persuasion The hardcore do understand.

Done did everything You even did that one thing? Such dedication!

Loan down! The future is bright…er!

Pizza robot got nothin' on me In the distant future, pizza delivery is a matter of life and death... and pizza.

Outta my grill Took the worst the universe could throw at you.

Pizza without fail No challenge is too great when it comes to getting great pizza to the masses.

The way of the space road Clearly truckin' runs at the core of you.

Get it there cheap Pizza is a game of profit margin and you've mastered it.

Semi… expensive Get it? One of my favorite puns so far.

No money back Pizza on time. Every. Time.

Sleep is overrated Payed for three day shipping. Got it in two. #winning

Not a scratch! The resale value has held up amazingly!

I AM ASTRONAUT Stared into the void. Laughed.

Keep it topped off You're so green, you could be any alien from an old sci-fi film.