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We're All Friends Here Rescue Friends at Fortress

Bot Bot Boom Boom Protect Hideout from Bomb Bots

Interdimensional Defender Killed 1000 Hiss
460/1000

Timber! Destroy Drill Platform Tower

Volatile Debris Kill 10 enemies with the Shield Burst Ability
0/10

Wooden Trousers “Aye, they’ll float,” nods Steady Beard.

…Bearded Travelers The absurdity of underwater speech only adds to the wonder apparent on his face.

I Heart Heart Get Heart of Mar in Weapons Lab

Expert Parautilitarian Spend 50 Ability Points

Heavy Distortion Attack the Metal Head Nest

Finders Keepers Find Sig in Underport

Who Knew Krew Blew? Beat Krew in Weapons Lab

Head Master Collect 510 Metal Head Skull Gems

The Path of Waiting “Time flows quickly in contemplation of the Great One’s splendor.”

Throwback Unlock demolition perk 1

Well Met… “Er, hullo,” stammers Brave Beard.

Robin Hood Hijack 3 Royal Cargo Trucks and return them to a liberated Outpost (Campaign only).

Roadkill Run over 25 people (Campaign only).

Crisis Management Complete 5 Bureau Alerts
2/5

The Long Way “Really very sorry for scuttling your promotion and all that,” offers Steady Beard.

Perfect Soldier Completed most of the physical training successfully.

Inter-Departmental Cooperation Complete 10 Side Missions
5/10

Fountain of the Faithless “Give me water, and I’ll teach it to carry me!”

QUITE GOOD AT FLOWERS “Quick, while we’ve a chance!” whispers Hasty Beard, leading the way to the boat.

Living Archetypes Defeat the Anchor

Altered Manifestations May Occur Defeat esseJ

Complimentary Trip to the Afterlife “Shouldn’t you be a bit more chipper, having won and all?” prods Steady Beard.

Out of the Deepening Darkness Collapsing, the maelstrom tosses the men in their barrels toward the surface.

Womenfolk in the Water Finding the dark water empty, the men quickly regret their course of action.

Aggressive Growth Defeat Mold-1

Fight Apprentice Won every fight whilst taking less than 5 hits.

Productive Day Sleep for more than one hour.

Vengeance Satisfied The creature drags the struggling men deeper beneath the waves, finally tossing them aside in disgust.

Getting Your Beards Wet The orbs lead on, out through the cavern’s deep tunnels and beyond the island.

The Back Door Following the glow of moonlight, the men step out eagerly into the night.

The Collectivist Collect 125 Precursor Orbs

In Need of Assistance Heedless of the warning, the burly seals spread out as they swim, until the spell around them weakens and they become human once more.

Into the Deepening Darkness The men paddle furiously, but the widening vortex is inescapable.

QUITE GOOD AT THROWING “Great idea!” cuts in Steady Beard. “How about a demonstration?”

Head of Communications Defeat Mr. Tomassi

She's a Goner Clinging to wooden barrels, they watch their beloved ship sink into the depths.

FBC Crisis Solution Task Force Complete 15 Side Missions
5/15

Fashion Statement Change all your clothes in your wardrobe or a clothing store.

A Bargain to Make “Right, then. Let’s be off!” commands Brave Beard, striking a leaderly pose.

Foiled by the Tree The jaws snap shut over the shattered tree, launching the men out into the deepening darkness.

Deadeye Unlock tactical perk 1

Poor Beastie With a piercing screech, the creature disappears back into the depths.

Thus is Thy Fate Sealed With a rumble, the island sinks slowly into the sea, carrying all hands with it.

Catch Me if You Can Escaped the train without being arrested.

Begone! The men push off, paddling the raft beyond the island and into the night.