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Doughny Hawk Stand upright on the skateboard and ride it for 1m or more as the Wholemeal bread

Gnat's Nostril Complete Puzzle 20 but have at least 1 item left in your inventory that isn't Skip Go or Surrender

Fire Arrows Shoot the Little Scout at the artificial sun in the Stranger.

Girl Boy Beat Cotton Alley light world without dying

STOP - HE'S ALREADY DEAD! Score 15,000 points playing TOTC

Flat Hearther Stand your ground beneath a moving chain elevator.

Culinary Arts Award Unlock All Astro Pins

Simulation Hypothesis Attempt to use the artifact at a normal campfire. Well, that settles that!

Stalwart Complete Fort 17 without vital worm taking damage

The Grate Filter Swim through the dam grate. Not everyone makes it!

Secure, Protect, Leave Get gold stamps in a Capture arena challenge.

Well-Read Read every book.

Snow Blind Complete the Ice Palace

Soak-Crates Collect the vital crate on Fort 18 before sudden death kicks in

Flat Liners Complete the Hospital

Call off the Strike Complete Fort 14 without using the Airstrike

Head Hunter Complete Fort mission 20

Celsius 232.78 This knowledge isn't going to forbid itself!

Impossible Boy Beat Cotton Alley dark world without dying

The Games Machine Collect all of the Warp Zone bonus letters

Paper Person Deliver at least one paper on the way home

David Age 6 Find the "kids" Owl picture in the Hospital

Gone Bananas Complete Fort 16 by using the Banana Bomb

Super Meat Boy! Unlock all other trophies

Savior Rescued 100 Children

Modernist Complete Retro 1-5

Master Chef Congratulations!

Bounder Bounce to the end with 110 seconds (or more) remaining

Bridge Burner Collect the vital crate on Fort 13 without using the Bridge Kit

1-800-CAKE Kill 2253 players online with at least 50 kills using each class

The (Second) New Gold Standard Earn 63 Gold Stars

Early Adopter Attempt to use the second artifact prototype. Curiousity killed the cat, but a time loop brought it back.

Bullet Dodger Awarded by completing Time Attack 7 by setting the fastest time and without taking Sentry Gun fire damage

Cake or Death Win 100 online games

Full House Complete the Full House Special Mission

So Last Year Complete Retro 6-10

Oof Ouch, My Bones Have your spine adjusted by a pursuer.

Mighty Millionaire Score 1,000,000 points in total.

Cascade Cassette 50 Collect all 50 cassettes

Mean Machines Fail to get any of the Warp Zone bonus letters

Ducktective Find the blue duck

Squirrel Scavengers Find all 3 squirrels on Riders of the Rustlands

Dream Team Complete Fort 19 without losing a worm

An Apple a Day... Complete Retro 8 without picking up a Health Crate

Thumb Kinda Hero Perfect all speed levels

School's Out Complete the University

Swift Exit Awarded when the player has set fastest times on all the A-to-B (exit point) Time Attacks

Ain't No Lap Dog Awarded when the player has set fastest times on all the lap-based Time Attacks

The Cratest Awarded when the player has set fastest times on all the Crate Collect Time Attacks

Can't Be Rocked Complete Retro 5 without taking damage