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STAND YOUR GROUND Markus stood his ground against the police

Olive Branch Return the stamp album to Weird Ed

Strange Acquaintance Rescue Jacob from the gulag

Rapid Recovery Heal yourself in combat 3 times

30 Kills: Mk-NDI Kill 30 Enemies with Mk-NDI Grenades

I'm Sure He'd Never Notice Try to swap the textbook with the stamp album

The True Queen Battle Gná

Portal Shutdown Successfully shut down the condenser portal.

Grave Mistake Battle King Hrólf

50 Kills: 92FS-9mm Kill 50 Enemies with the 92FS-9mm

100 Headshots Kill 100 Enemies with Headshots

Hitting Your Stride Upgrade any weapon to the next level

50 Kills: M4 Kill 50 Enemies with the M4

Hangman Kill 20 Enemies with Gunfire While Hanging

RUTHLESS The Tracis were killed

Collector Obtain all Relics and Sword Hilts

Novice Fortune Hunter Find 20 Treasures

Money to Eat Earned enough money to have some chocolate during dinner.

Rap Sheet: Yegg Open the safe

The Bear and the Wolf Collect all Trophies

THESE ARE OUR STORIES Spend 20,000 bonus points

That Only Works with Alligators Try to flush the hamster

That Joke Never Gets Old Squirt five different people with disappearing ink

Revenge Taught 3 or more of the teens a lesson, or started the house fire, with Aiden.

Clean Up Your Act Defeat Sasha.

You Call That a Hint? Try to wash the dirty car with the brush

Of Course It Would Still Weigh the Same Get a tiny sweater

Don't Try This at Home Microwave the frozen hamster

Missing Pink Try to mix the red paint and the Booboo-B-Gone

Coffee Achiever Wake up Dr. Fred

Number Two Power Laverne's Chron-o-John

Rap Sheet: Adventure Gamer Pick up 45 things that don't belong to you

You Suck Vacuum up a hamster

Dialog Puzzles Are Hard Get Fred to sign the contract

Chef Cook the hamster in Maniac Mansion (Don't try this at home, kids!)

True Potential Purchase every upgrade for a single power.

Flush Acquire a diamond

Mr. Hand Discover the secret 'Hades Arm' room

Yesterday's News Defeat Purple Tentacle yesterday

We're All Brothers Ask the IRS agents if they're related

...Take on the Words! Sit through the end credits

Rap Sheet: Fraud Try to alter the contract with Booboo-B-Gone

Charted! - Easy Finish the Game on Easy Without Changing the Difficulty

Now You're Pushing It Try to microwave the hamster again after he's thawed out

Master Plumber Flush 50 objects through time

MORAL VICTORY Markus succeeded in making the soldiers stand back

Mental Patience Play the whole game without skipping a cutscene

That Should Have Worked Hoagie uses battery with Chron-o-John instead of plug

ESRB Violation Laverne thinks about eating the cat

Rap Sheet: Forger Try to sign the contract yourself with the quill pen