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Biggest Bang Complete story mode on Hard difficulty

Class Warfare Equip powers from 2 different classes

Cosplay Curious Wear costume pieces from 3 different sets at once

Natural Talent Be attributed with a kill whilst having a Talent active.

Gem Aficionado Collected a total of 40,000 precious gems.

Shh, shh Performed 100 Stealth Takedowns on enemies

Juggernauts and Crosses Complete Level 8 - Juggernauts and Crosses

Siberian Ranger Beat 15 combat encounters after completing the game

Prankster's Return Placed A Grenade Or Mine While Pickpocketing

Can't Stand the Heat! Eliminate the leader of the Cleaners and escape the Napalm Production Site.

Junksmith Craft 10 distinct recipes

Pasta of Prophets Craft a macaroni picture for Moses

Invitation Accepted Discover the secret of Valhalla

The Butcher Redeemed Liberate Iki Island by defeating the Eagle and driving the invaders from Mongol territory.

Doctor in the House Complete Level 9 - Doctor in the House

Lost Weekend In the Main Campaign, killed 5 enemies while you are drunk.

RobCo's Worst Nightmare Hack 50 Terminals

Taxi Racer Complete 1 taxi mission without damaging the car

There's a War Goin' On You burned Remy Duvall on a cross

Screwy Get Spectacular or better in all Screwball Challenges

The Poor Sumb**** You killed Judge Holden

I See London, I See France Die.

A Few Splinters Complete all bokken duels at the Hidden Cove Tournament.

Pinstripe Patooey Defeat Pinstripe Potoroo.

Iron Will Complete a level in Score Attack using 5 cards

Rush Job Kill 100 enemies with Shield Rush
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Call in a Favor Use a Summon

Bomb Squad Complete the first mission.

Certainly Was Exciting You left Olivia Marcano to her fate

Real Nice Time You gutted Lou Marcano like a catfish

Two Girls, One Stick You defeated Princess Kenny in your girl makeover disguise.

Good Times Head to Champions Field and complete an Online game

Diabetes Defender Defend a helpless child from a drunk lunatic

Titleist Reach the highest rank on 1 title in your Character Sheet

Chinpokolypse You collected all of the Chinpokomon.

Jesuit in New Mexico You helped Alvarez escape

Jakobs Fodder Completed the "Jakobs Fodder" mission

Armed and Dangerous Create 50 Weapon Mods

That Sinking Feeling Complete Level 10 - That Sinking Feeling

Infused with Greatness In the Main Campaign, collected every Infusion upgrade in a single game.

Burn Like Napalm Tommy Marcano was burned beyond recognition

Pet Cemetery Send Dogeyes, Ratface and Ponytail back to Hell.

The Humanitarian Purchase the Canine Unit and Pediatric Care Base of Operations Upgrade.

I Can Haz Banishment Banish Smiley Cat.

Pit Boss Run The Pit in 'S.S.D.D.' and finish with a final time under 30 seconds.

We're Here to Help Complete ''New Kid On The Block''

Social Lubricant Complete level 10 against all 3 Drinking Game opponents

Ned's Undead, Baby, Ned's Undead Killed Ned. Again.

Taking Liberties Complete Level 11 - Taking Liberties

Night of the Living Ned Killed Ned...sort of