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Show Off Be proud of your accomplishments (Cupboards & Drawers DLC)

Thanks, Ames Learn the location of the president

No-Fly Zone Destroy the AV-88 Harrier II

Let the Bodies Hit the Floor Kill 250 worms in Bodycount (multiple games allowed)

Bohemian Candidate Meet President James Johnson

Can Do Altitude That's one epic stack (Cupboards & Drawers DLC)

To explore strange new worlds Attain a Time Trial star rating of 75. [Pure Time Trials]

Solidified Collect all trophies

A Balanced Meal All you can eat (Cupboards & Drawers DLC)

Vampire Slayer Defeat Vamp

I Think You Need a Hug, E Find Emma Emmerich

Beekeeper Use bees to harass an enemy

Sharing Is Caring Befriend Olga Gurlukovich

No Ray, José Defeat Metal Gear RAY

Another Snake Bites the Dust Defeat Solidus Snake

A dish best served cold Follow your anger by clearing Arcade Mode on Medium or higher without using continue with Decapre.

Mostly Dead Use the Fake Death pill

Not a Scratch Don’t allow the UFO to take any damage in level 6.

The world is my stage Dance with everyone! Clear the Arcade Mode on Medium or higher without using continue with Elena!

A Cut Above Beat the Tanker and Plant chapters on any difficulty

Superstar Attain a Time Trial star rating of 90. [Pure Time Trials]

Houston We Have a Problem Complete all Alien Invasion missions

Weapon Completionist: Tanker Collect every type of weapon on the Tanker

Like He Just Doesn't Care Hold up an enemy

Pain Relief Defeat The Pain

To Catch a Predator Lure a guard with a girlie magazine

Shooting Star Complete the Seeing Stars DLC main campaign

I'll Take My Water Neat I like my drinks lukewarm

Down in Smoke Disorient an enemy with a cloud of smoke from a fire extinguisher

Ralph Called Make Snake throw up

Top Heavy Slice All for one

Draw, Pardner! Defeat 100 enemies in DL-Story-01: Jetstream's Story Mode using Quick Draw.

Cover-to-Cover Solid 3: Book Eater Read all the pages in the Screenplay Book

Nine Lives Complete the bonus finale in the Seeing Stars DLC

Tell Me Where the Bomb Is CQC Interrogate an enemy

Full Orbit Find all 100 solutions in the Seeing Stars DLC (100% Completion)

Problem Solved, Series Over Create the Ocelot Time Paradox

Dead End Boss Gems That doesn't look like anything

Grabbed the Wrong End Ouch, that's sharp

If It Bleeds, We Can Kill It Defeat The Fear

Close Shave CQC Slit an enemy's throat

Snake Beater Get caught by Otacon stimulating yourself

Sticky Wand Introducing our newest flavour

Whatcha Lookin' At? I'll go left, you go right

Keeping Count Solve the Music Box with the Counter set to the hidden number

Piece of Cake Complete a VR or Alternative mission

The End Defeat The End

Don't Touch the Sides Use a knife to remove a bullet

Hold Up-aholic Hold up 30 enemies

The Awakening As if you could ever defeat Evil Ryu in Arcade Mode on the hardest difficulty. See for yourself!