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In Love with Ryan Slept with Ryan.

Cannon fodder Recruit 500 crew members.

If it ain't broke... Reconstruct all of the Decayed Chests

Tae Kwon Leap Kill 25 zombies with your bare fists.

Lost And Found Again? Keep track of your kids!

Force Triangulated Breathe some wind into your ocarina, my skyward princess!

Star Smasher Defeat 100 robots as Patrick

The White Rider Liberate 30 slaves in 180 seconds while riding a caragor.

Terror Of The Seven Seas Scurvy! Ye look smashing, captain!

Sweet Victory Defeat Robo-Sandy in the Poseidome.

Cruise Control Keep any vehicle at thirty mph or over for five more minutes.

Can't Stop, Won't Stop. BadBoy! Perform a 1000 Hit Combo

Meditation Maestro You reached a higher state of mind.
Or at least some peace and quiet.

A Mighty Doom Acquire a level 25 Rune.

Ultimate Blade Forge the Armageddon Blade

Demon Slayer Kill 30 Demons

Siren Song Rescue pirate hostages by distracting enemies with "dancers."

Never Say Die Revive a partner in Co-op.

Tis but a flesh wound! Sever 100 limbs.

Snackosaurus Now look who's extinct!

Exporter Sell five vehicles to Derek at the dock.

Mood Swing Took things a bit too far, didn't you?

Steam Punk Create weapons to rival the gods of fire or thunder.

Something Fishy Don't feed the animals! Or do, they're adorable.

The Final Challenger? Defeat The Destroyer

You Call This Easy? COMPLETE the game on EASY difficulty

Super Spatula Seeker Get 25 Golden Spatulas.

Footsteps of a Traitor Find 10 pieces of silver

No Drake. You can't have these. Collect all Artifacts in the game

Hard to Kill The police want you dead. Survive for ten minutes!

Houdini Got arrested three times and escaped each time.

Burning Eyes Send Charon back into the abyss

Stop the Clock Time is running out

Uptown and Downtown Complete Mrs Puff's Mission in Downtown Bikini Bottom.

Conundrum Rescue the first hostage from Riddler

Aiden's Apocalypse Destroyed the gas station, the church, the gun store and the helicopter.

Minigame Megalomania All minigames found!

Surf's Up! Finish the main missions of Goo Lagoon

Squirrel Smasher Defeat 100 robots as Sandy

Master of Mordor One has walked in Mordor.

Needs More Data Earn Data Bonuses in 3 different Helix Rifts.

Confessional Kill 5 Heretics

Personal Bag Of Tricks Finish a game session with an ability set that you customized in Multiplayer.

Like Father Like Son Defeat Alighiero

Sand Central Station Complete Level 1 - Sand Central Station

One Careful Owner Travel a total of fifty miles in one vehicle.

Power Couple You are unstoppable, nothing stands in your way!

Saved All Saved every character that could be saved.

A Road Less Traveled Discover a "?" Bonus Path.

Gates of Dis Enter the lower circles of The Inferno