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Shiv-a-saur Kill a large dinosaur with a dagger

Liberty Capture all FND Bases (Solo Campaign only)

Fell for it Defeat the Mechameleon

Sky High Score an Aerial Goal

Collateral damage Kill 3 enemies with parried projectiles

Water Tower Complete a match on Water Tower with at least 5 downs or executions

Explosive efficiency Kill 3 enemies with one landmine

Truth to Power You farted on four major authority figures.

...to make an omelet Destroy all the mutant dinosaur eggs

Farewell, Old Girl Complete the mission "Wildlife Preservation".

Let fly! Throw a human to the escape pod

Toxic Influence Have poisoned soldiers kill 5 other enemies

Power Fully upgrade the overdrive

Gutgash Thrives Reduce threat to 0 in the Parch Moon region around Gutgash's Stronghold

Squawk Shot Shoot down five flying crows in the story.

Drakensburg, Schmakensburg Completed the mission "Intelligences Of The Artificial Persuasion".

A Long Way Down Jump to the water from the Infamy Bridge (Slums) at night

The Legend of Harran Reach Survivor Rank lvl 18

Hard Choice Shoot the helicopter pilot with a Magnum at point-blank range.

I See London, I See France Die.

Pinstripe Patooey Defeat Pinstripe Potoroo.

Good shot Destroy 10 target boards

Two Girls, One Stick You defeated Princess Kenny in your girl makeover disguise.

And So It Begins... Complete Mission 1 (Any Difficulty Level)

Chinpokolypse You collected all of the Chinpokomon.

Bomb Squad Complete the first mission.

Myself again Retrieve lost experience by collecting your ghost

Good Times Head to Champions Field and complete an Online game

Rust is the New Black Collect all body colors

Wharf Complete a match on Wharf with at least 5 downs or executions

Cephalopod slayer Defeat the gigantic mutant octopus

Jakobs Fodder Completed the "Jakobs Fodder" mission

Bookstore Complete a match on Bookstore with at least 5 downs or executions

Fast and Furious Win all the horse races in the game.

A Game of Catch Kill 50 enemies with throwing weapons

Pet Cemetery Send Dogeyes, Ratface and Ponytail back to Hell.

With guns blazing Max out 3 projectile weapons

Got The Band Back Together Complete the mission "The Once and Future Slab".

I Can Haz Banishment Banish Smiley Cat.

Bus Depot Complete a match on Bus Depot with at least 5 downs or executions

B.O.W.s Are Ugly Defeat 100 enemies that have come out of a chrysalid.

Sniper Suppressor Take out all Scrotus snipers

Social Lubricant Complete level 10 against all 3 Drinking Game opponents

Ned's Undead, Baby, Ned's Undead Killed Ned. Again.

Forsaken Survivalist Complete a game of Survivors on Bookstore, Home Town, Suburbs or Bus Depot

Face Hoff You defeated Princess Kenny while looking like David Hasselhoff.

Night of the Living Ned Killed Ned...sort of

Nobody's Perfect Played Jak X Combat Racing

Angel Knives Defeat Black Fang without getting hit

Suburbs Complete a match on Suburbs with at least 5 downs or executions