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Seriously Good at This The player has completed the game on the Hard difficulty setting

Making Faces Show the outside world that you're still alive

Too Far You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.

Bargaining Chip Reunite the separated couple

Perverted You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.

Tied loose end Deal with Tahir

A Man Chooses Complete the game on Survivor difficulty

I've Got Your Back Complete 1 quest in a co-op game

Vertigo Activate the Amplifier

Brass Balls Complete the game on Hard difficulty without using a Vita-Chamber.

Shareware Create and publish a SnapMap

Dial Z For Murder Stop the phone booth killer

Now You Can Come In Find Camden

Pulling Mud In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.

Ass of Fire You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.

I Chose the Impossible Complete the game on Survivor difficulty without using a Vita-chamber

Bittersweet Complete the game

Heisenberg You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.

No Rest for the Living Play 5 published SnapMaps

Disaster Recovery Get 15 Relief Packages

For the Hoarder You completed the game without selling any items.

Dog Whistle You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.

Professor Pulverized Defeat Ripper Roo.

Platinum Trophy Unlocked all trophies

Everybody Dance Now Simultaneously shock 5 monsters with electricity

Koala Konked Defeat Koala Kong.

You bastards! You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.

Dragon Wrath You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.

Forensic Expert Collect enough evidence to locate the gun for hire

Back in the Game Reassemble the crew

Contract Terminated Stop the contract operative

Master Crafter Use Blueprints at least 100 times

Truth to Power You farted on four major authority figures.

Training Wheels Off Reach REP level 2

Friends in High Places Complete Friends in High Places

Two Girls, One Stick You defeated Princess Kenny in your girl makeover disguise.

Chinpokolypse You collected all of the Chinpokomon.

The Legend of Harran Reach Survivor Rank lvl 18

Spread the Word Win your first event against a Street League

A Long Way Down Jump to the water from the Infamy Bridge (Slums) at night

Pinstripe Patooey Defeat Pinstripe Potoroo.

I See London, I See France Die.

Avanti Savoia! Complete Avanti Savoia!

Entryway Complete the SnapMap Basic and Advanced Tutorials

Face Hoff You defeated Princess Kenny while looking like David Hasselhoff.

A Game of Catch Kill 50 enemies with throwing weapons

The Runner Complete The Runner

Now It's Safe Capture all Safe Zones

Gabriel's Sword Add a fire elemental effect to a sword or a khopesh

No Child Left Behind You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.