JohnnyFnRico

Friendly Skies Blow up 16 Anti-Aircraft Cannons (Solo Campaign only)

In Memoriam Pick up Frank's note after it's discarded

Too Far You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.

Busy, busy, busy Finish 75 quests cumulatively.

Put Down Roots Grow every type of plant
5/8

Beginner's Luck Win a Dominoes game

A Sallow Grave Complete Sebastian Sallow's relationship line

Sharpest Tool in the Shed Find all workbench tools
0/5

Key to the Past Croft Manor: Acquire the Master Key

Here Kitty-Kitty Complete the Black Cat chase

Jack of All Trades Collect all of BT's loadouts in the Campaign

Lore Explorer Read all of the files.

Hackification Invade and successfully hack 10 enemy Fixers in Online Hacking

Thanksgiving Shoot a turkey with a Flare Round

Chieftain Badge Defeated the Chapter 3-5 boss

Mapmatician Complete the village map.

Choreography Perform 10 Co-op sync kills.

Gravitational Anomaly Defeated 8 enemies with one special attack.

Glorious Leader Reach the Rank of Comandante

Through Mud and Blood Complete Through Mud and Blood

Cutting Foreign Ties Recruit the Legends of '67 and La Moral

Relic Hunter Croft Manor: Collect 50% of the Relics in Croft Manor

Perverted You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.

Equine Attack Assassinate an enemy from your horse

Squired Up Discover the Trials of the Knitted Knights.

Voz del Pueblo Recruit Máximas Matanzas

Meet the Crofts Croft Manor: Collect 50% of the Documents in Croft Manor

Masshole Kill 300 People

True Commitment Reach level 60 in multiplayer.

Bon Voyage In the Main Campaign, killed 20 enemies by knocking them off Columbia.

Well-Traveled Travel 80 km and complete an order.
27/80

Silent Viking Assassinate 10 enemies in a row without triggering a conflict

I Gotta Believe! Complete Arcade Mode with PaRappa

The Avenging Gazelle Complete Natsai Onai's relationship line

Gotta find'em all Find 60 collectibles.

Old Guns Complete "Old Guns"

Shopaholic Buy every upgrade and character in multiplayer.

Champion Win a Versus Match against a team of three AI opponents

Share the Wealth Get all the rewards in a Co-op mission in Paris.

Personal Assistant Personally Assisted Track down Michael and rescue him from the Terror at Monarch Studios.

Goooaaal! Move the ball from the Winterses' bedroom into the study.

Maximum Fully upgrade Max

20X Multiplier! Get a 20X Multiplier

Bye Felicia Complete the "Follow the Money" mission

High Fashion Unlocked 10 Customization Items.

Gun-For-Hire Complete 10 Side Quests

Uncontrollable Took every opportunity to be evil as Aiden.

Beast Friends Complete Poppy Sweeting's relationship line

Floo Around the World Unlock all Floo Flames
56/83

The Show Must Go On Complete The Show Must Go On.